Chapter 9: The Crew
1 Month Later...
"Damn Nikki, I so can't believe Your Royal Highness Prince Dumbass or Dorkland faked an engagement. He must really love you." John yelled over from the living room to the kitchen while flipping channels.
"You had the WWE fooled! Man, when it broke out here you were "engaged", Vince called here and he was so excited, then sad because he knew you were going to have to resign. He had big plans for you." Trish threw an apple to Nikki and she put the apple in the blender.
"That bitch!" Randy threw in 4 sliced chops of pineapple into the blender.
John walked by and took whole strawberries and added it to the blender as well. "DAMMIT, this is fun!"
Trish added ice and Randy added milk.
"How long have you all known each other?" Randy asked the 3.
"Ever since." All 3 of them said at the same time.
"How? John lives in Massachussetts, Trish is like 5 years older than Nikki." Randy tried to find the sugar.
"Well yeah, Trish and I get along really well. Plus, by the time she finished college, I did too." Nikki pointed the cabinet where the sugar was placed.
"John?" Randy asked again.
"Oh, Nikki and her family would go to Massachussetts to visit her grandparents every summer. I would go sometimes, and John's house isn't far from where her grandparents live." Trish gave Randy a spoon.
"Those were good times, for a while we split for college, but we still contacted each other. And now, WE LIVE TOGETHER!" John said.
Randy added sugar. "Wow, you guys are really tight."
"Tighter than anyone can be. And now you're one of us." Nikki told Randy.
"SWEET!" Randy excitedly said.
John turned on the blender.
"JOHN, NO!" Trish, Nikki and Randy yelled.
SPLAT!
Randy turned off the blender and grabbed the lid. "Put this on next time smart one." Randy waved the lid in front of John's eyes and put it on the blender. Everyone just laughed.
Trish ran her finger through the smoothie on Randy's face. "Mmm... GOOD!"
Then they started to eat off each other's smoothies.
2 Weeks Later...
"Nikki! We need to talk." Vince McMahon ran up to catch to Nikki.
"Yessir?" Nikki stopped and asked.
"I was thinking, you need a big storyline. I was thinking you capture the WWE title." Vince announced his idea.
"I don't think that's a good idea. I can't do that." Nikki said.
"Chyna could do it." Vince stated.
"Well... She's... Different. I'm not like her." Nikki answered back.
"Come on, please?" Vince begged.
"Hmm... No." Nikki said. She spotted Trish, John and Randy waving to her. Nikki thought for a while. "Give it to someone else worthwile." Nikki turned Mr. McMahon to John and Randy. "You won't lose." Nikki jogged to catch up with her friends.
"What was that all about?" John asked.
"Nothing. Mr. McMahon just wanted to make sure the whole engagement thing really isn't true. I told him it's not true, and he's relieved." Nikki lied.
"Oh, good. I thought he let you up in another one of his crazy ideas." Randy leaned on equipment.
"Why would he do that?" Nikki asked, knowingly.
"Who knows? That business mogul knows a lot about the business." John answered.
CRASH!
Nikki, John and Trish looked down, shocked.
"I'm OK. A little help?" Randy cracked, trying to get up. Nikki helped him up, and she started laughing.
Trish and John joined in too. Randy looked at the 3 of them.
"What?" Randy asked.
"Nothing, you're hilarious is all." Nikki answered.
Randy grinned and left.
Trish stopped laughing. "Ha, I can't breathe. Anyway, that dude is hilarious."
"You said it girlfriend." John snapped his fingers.
"Don't do that." Nikki pulled down John's hands telling him to stop.
"Don't you think he gets too interrogative sometimes?" Trish asked them.
"Yeah. He asks way too many questions." John said.
"Way too many the horny one should know." Nikki snorted.
"Funny, he asks a lot of questions about you." Trish looked at Nikki. John did too.
Nikki stopped laughing 3 seconds later. "Huh?"
"Someone's crushing on Nikki, someone's crushing on Nikki!" John danced around singing.
"I agree." Trish started dancing too.
"Nuh uh, no way." Nikki said. She couldn't help but laughing at how John and Trish pranced around.
"Oh come on! He wants to get a date with you. He's asked you what, twice and you turned him down? ONE date Nikki, is all he's asking." Trish stopped to inform Nikki.
"Then what? He's asking for sex? Yeah right." Nikki crossed her arms.
"Miss Untouchable never changed!" John said at loud, making a few heads turn.
"John, shut up. Not a lot of people know that." Nikki tried to get John to shut up.
Randy came around again with a bottle of water. "Miss Untouchable? What's that?"
Nikki shot John a look, she knew he was going to tell.
Randy looked at Trish, then at John, then at Nikki, then back at John.
"Damn it Nikki, he might as well know, he's part of us now." Trish broke the silence.
"Know what? What I don't know?" Randy asked. I'm part of their group! Yes, I'm getting closer! Randy thought.
Nikki sighed. "Whatever, tell him or not, I'm outta here." Nikki left leaving John to tell Randy.
John whispered something in Randy's ear. Randy jumped. "No way!"
"Yes way. Unvelievable for someone like her huh?" Trish made sure John said the right thing.
"Oh my god. Someone like her... Damn." Randy's jaw dropped.
"Later bi-atch." John left.
"Good luck with you-know-who." Trish left him there as well.
Oh my god. She's never had sex before? She's a virgin? Unbelievable, for someone as hot and beautiful as her. I wonder how she turned all those other guys down. Randy shook his head and walked out as well. He was still in shock.