Uh-oh
Kiba woke up next to Hinata in her bed, in her house. He yawned, and got up. He looked down at the floor sleepily and then a thought ran through his head. Where are my clothes?
Kiba stood their, wearing absolutely nothing. He looked out the open window. It turns out that the wind had blown his clothes out their, since they were all scattered around outside!
Kiba quickly woke Hinata up. "Hi-Hinata!" he said, "My uh… my clothes blew out the window…"
Hinata woke up, startled to see a naked 18 year old shaking her to wake up. She quickly recognized him as the guy she had just spent the night with. "Ack!" Hinata yelped as she clambered out of bed. Luckily, she had put on pyjamas after their… er… excursions. "Kiba, cover yourself up with something at least!" Hinata said.
Kiba nodded and grabbed his boxer shorts, which luckily were the only things not to blow out the window. He slipped them on swiftly, when there was a knock at the door.
"Hinata, is there somebody in there with you?" called Neji's voice.
"Um… n-nobody's here, Neji…" Hinata responded, while stuffing Kiba under her the bed covers.
Neji walked in, seeing his cousin in bed with a lump under the covers. "Er… what's under your covers?" Neji asked.
"Um… just a bunch of pillows…" she said, "I thought it'd be best… to… have some… more…"
Neji rolled his eyes. "Well, at least it's not that stupid Kiba guy." Neji said, "I honestly think that guy has ADD and some sort of mental problem."
The lump moved and Hinata seemed be holding the "lump of pillows" down under the blanket.
"Er… ants…" she sad.
Neji looked in even more disbelief. "Um… What?" he said, pulling off the covers to reveal the one guy he would definitely not want to find under his cousin's bed covers.
"Er… You know Kiba, Neji." Hinata said as Kiba waved.
Neji started was just about to yell something when Hinata tackled him to the ground, clamping her hands over his mouth. "Don't tell anybody!" she said.
Neji managed to pull Hinata's hand off his mouth. "Why is he here, and why doesn't he have any clothes one?" he yelled.
"Well, if I had to guess, I'd have to rule out sleeping together." Kiba said sarcastically. Hinata hit him upside the head, since he was only making matters worse.
Neji shot a glare at Kiba. "And your clothes?" he said.
Kiba pointed at the window. "Out there somewhere." he said.
"Please Neji, don't tell anybody!" Hinata said, "I didn't tell anybody about you and Ino that one night!"
"You and Ino got together?" Kiba said.
"Um… oops…" stuttered Hinata.
Neji's eye twitched. "This… you… what… why… how… when…" Neji just couldn't even put together a sentence anymore.
"Last night after training, Kiba and I were walking home, and one thing led to another…" Hinata said.
"How does walking home together as just friends lead to sleeping togther?" Neji said.
Kiba also looked confused. "That's actually a pretty good question…" he said, "Hinata… how exactly did we end up both going into your house and getting it on? Getting the sexual intercourse on, that is."
Kiba and Hinata were walking home from training. Kiba was in the middle of telling a funny story, when he tripped.
"So then I vomited on the old lady, and her rash starts to get infected and-WOAH!" Kiba said, tripped right into Hinata's arms, his face rather close to her chest. "Hello, you two." he said, expecting Hinata to slap him. Which she did.
"Ow…" Kiba said, rubbing his sore cheek.
"Kiba!" Hinata said, "I have to admit… that was a funny story." She then grabbed him, and the two started doing the tongue-tango.
Kiba finished telling the story. "And then we just came up here and had sex." He said proudly.
"You vomited on an old lady?" Neji said.
"SHE HAD A CAT! I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS!" Kiba yelled.
"Kiba! Please be more quiet! My dad can't catch us!" she said.
"Oh yeah… sorry…" Kiba said blushing.
"Anyway, just get out of here and find your clothes." Neji said, "And I'll keep the secret this time… but if something like this happens again, you're toast, Inuzuka!"
Kiba nodded quickly and jumped out the window. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" cried a woman standing in the backyard, doing the Hyuuga family's laundry. Kiba ran past her.
Neji shook his head. "Ugh… never one for subtly or sneaking out of places, is he?"
Hinata nodded. She looked at the ground. "Oh! Here are his clothes!" she said, picking them up from the ground. "He put them over here last night so they wouldn't be blown out… the… window…"