Chapter 14: Not Again... But Worse

"Aww crap. Look who just came to ruin our fun! Prince freakin' dork. What are you doing in Canada?" Randy asked.

"Meeting." Prince William turned his attention to Nikki. "So? Want to dance?"

Randy stepped in front of Nikki. "The first dance was a mistake, the second one would be complete torture."

Trish and John snickered. Prince William growled at them, and Nikki shook her head in despair.

"Orton, it's OK, I can handle it." Nikki whispered to Randy.

"Look... YOUR HIGHNESS... Can you please leave us alone?" Nikki pleaded the Prince.

"I can, but I don't want to." Prince William replied back.

"Let's just go guys, I don't want any trouble to start." Nikki told her crew.

"We shouldn't have to leave because of one stuck-up idiot like him." Trish said.

"Yeah, you shouldn't have to leave because of one stuck-up idiot like me-- HEY!" Prince William caught himself.

The4 snickered.

Prince William walked up to Nikki. Randy prevented him from doing so by stepping in front of Nikki and pushing him back. Prince William made a face, and Randy tightened his fists.

Aww crap. Trish thought. Nikki was thinking the same thing.

Prince William walked up to Randy, then looked at him in the face. The 2 were looking at each other eye to eye, and by this time, everyone attention was focused an them.

Nikki stepped in between them. "OK, you know what, STOP IT PLEASE! Why is it that you 2 have to argue like this? Come on, Orton, don't let it happen again. William, CUT IT OUT. You'll be front page of London tabloids saying 'PRINCE WILLIAM GOES AWOL', you don't want your parents to get mad at you, right?" Nikki gulped, she hoped she convinced them enough.

Prince William was steaming mad, then he punched Randy in the face. Randy jerked back, then punched Prince William back in the face. Next thing you know, both were in a fight. Trish screamed at Randy to stop, Nikki couldn't do a thing, as John had come over and pushed her back. John hadn't done a thing either, to prevent himself from being punished by Trish.

Prince William punched Randy in the jaw, then Randy punched him back in the cheek. Then Prince William punched Randy back again, pulled him back up, and punched him back. Soon the media was there, snapping photos of the fight, then Randy accidentaly knocked one of the media out. Randy punched Prince William in the eye, and once the Prince caught the eye of the media, he left the club, storming mad. Nikki, John, and Trish went over to Randy and made sure he was OK. The wrestlers had then taken action, and shooed away the press from the scene. Soon police had arrived, and Randy knew he was in trouble.

"Aww fuck! How are we going to get out of this one?" Randy wiped his eye.

"Excuse me moron? WE! You mean you you dorkhead!" Trish smacked Randy in the back of his head.

"What the..." Randy smacked Trish back.

"Hey!" John smacked Randy back.

"I didn't do anything to you!" Randy smacked John.

"Don't smack him! He's got a precious head!" Trish smacked Randy.

"Stop acting like kindergarteners! You're all idiots!" Nikki exhaled sharply and smacked all 3 of them in the head.

"YOU SAID TO STOP!" The 3 said simultaneously.

The 4 started to catfight with their hands, throwing it in the middle of their "circle" and ratting out each other by smacking each other's wrists. They were too busy "fighting" each other, that they didn't even realize the police walk over.

"Sorry to bother your little fight there, but we have another fight to discuss. Now I would like to know who started this fight." The police started to talk with the 4.

"SHE STARTED IT!" Randy pointed at Trish.

Nikki smacked herself in the head and laughed. "She meant the fist fight between you and Prince Twiit you moron."

"Oh, HE DID!" Randy looked around for Prince William so he could point at him. "I mean the Prince did."

"We're taking you down to the station young man." The policeman grabbed Randy's arm and dragged him outside.

John and Trish looked at Nikki. "Aren't you gonna do something?" Trish spoke up.

Nikki hesitated to do so, but she did anyway. "Excuse me police person!"

The policeman turned around and answered Nikki. "Yes lady?"

"If you're taking him down to the station without a witness, then you're nuts. He's our best friend so if you're taking him down, you're taking us with you wether you like it or not!" Nikki pulled Trish and John beside her. "You 2 are going with me wether you like it or not." Nikki whispered to the two.

The policeman sighed and motioned for them to come along.

The Police Station

"Well... Mr. Randy Orton here says the Prince started it, and the 3, Trish Stratus, John Cena and Nicole Keibler seem to be backing him up." The policeman talked with a detective.

"Mr. Randy Orton did fight back, I think we're going to need to lock him up, street/club fights are illegal here in Canada." The detective told the policeman.

"All right, I'll go get him." The policeman walked out of the office looking for the 4 friends.

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Randy sat in the bench with his head in his hands with frustration. "What am I going to tell my parents?"

"Seriously, this isn't the first time you went awol. I bet your parents WILL be mad, disappointed, but they won't be suprised. Look on the bright side, at least you weren't under the influence." Nikki told Randy.

"Under the influence? What does that mean?" Randy asked.

"It means that you were taking something like beer, shots, smoking whatever!" Trish smacked Randy in the head.

"Cut it out! Don't start it again!" John held Trish back as she struggeled to break free of John's hold.

After 10 minutes of silence, after 10 minutes of Trish struggling to break free of John's hold, the policeman came around.

"I'm going to have to lock you up for the night young man, you may not have started the fight, may not have drunk, your results were negative, but you did resume the fight." The policeman put handcuffs on Randy and took him to the back.

Trish, John and Nikki stood up.

"Help me Nikki please!" Randy yelled as he walked around the corner with the policeman.

"And he asks for your help... Great." John rolled his eyes.

"Why? Jealous?" Nikki said. "We're going to get him out, he doesn't deserve to be in there."

"He acted like a moron though." Trish said.

"He IS a moron." John and Nikki said at the same time.

Nikki grabbed Trish and John and went over to the police station lobby to get Randy out of the slammer.