Kiba and Candy Don't Mix
Kiba sat on a park bench with Hinata and Akamaru. He was thirteen now, and he and Hinata just finished training.
"That was quite a workout!" Kiba said, out of breath.
"Y-yeah…" Hinata said.
"I'm beat!" Kiba said, laying back on the bench.
"Hey Kiba, do you want to go down to the Sugar Shack and get some candy?" Hinata asked. The Sugar Shack was a candy restaurant that had just recently opened up.
"Sure!" Kiba said, "Except my mom says I'm not supposed to have sugar for some reason… she said something about ADD or something… I wasn't really paying attention, since there was this bird eating a dead rat outside my window."
"Uh… that's… that's great, Kiba…" Hinata said.
Hinata and Kiba walked in, Akamaru tucked into Kiba's jacket, his head poking out.
Hinata smiled as she sat down at a booth, leaving Kiba to go and get the candy at the fast food-style restaurant.
Kiba came back with a large bag of sweets. "Here we go!" Kiba said, placing it on the table.
"Er… Kiba… that's a bit big, isn't it?" Hinata said.
Kiba shrugged as he picked up a large handful of candies.
Everything seemed to be going in slow motion as Kiba pulled his hands towards his mouth to place the candies onto his tongue. Akamaru started to whine and hurried out of his masters jacket, and across the table to Hinata.
The candies finally made it into Kiba's mouth. The Inuzuka swallowed them, and his eye started to twitch.
"Uh… K-Kiba… are you okay?" Hinata asked as Kiba's arms started twitching along with his other eye.
Hinata looked frightened as the rest of Kiba started twitching. Kiba picked up the large bag, dumping the rest of its contents into his mouth while laughing maniacly, although his laughs sounded a little strange since his mouth was full of candy.
Akamaru whimpered and hid in Hinata's jacket.
Suddenly, Kiba burst out of his seat and stood on the table. "HEY HEY HEY HINATA LET'S GO TO THE PARK AND RUN AROUND! YOU THROW THE STICK AND I'LL GO FETCH IT AND IT'LL BE LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kiba said hurriedly.
Hinata blinked as Kiba picked her up and darted out of the Sugar Shack, headed to the park. As he ran down the streets at what seemed to be warp speed, people were being knocked off of their feet and papers blew around in the wind Kiba created by running by so quickly.
Inside Kiba's brain…
Kiba's little brain dudes ran around frantically.
"Captain! The brakes! The brakes have blown out of the muscle system!" one of the guys said.
The captain, a brain-cell wearing an army commander's uniform, looked at the frantic brain cells. "Calm down!" he yelled, "This must be from all that sugar! Quickly, we must try to stop this mayhem before the body shuts down!"
The brain cells saluted, and got back to work.
"Why do we always have this guy's brain unmanned…" the captain grumbled.
Hinata dropped to the ground nervously as Kiba let go of her. They had gotten to the park, on the other side of Konoha, in less the ten seconds.
Kiba ran over to a stick and picked it up with his mouth. He dropped it by Hinata. "OKAY OKAY OKAY YOU THROW IT NOW! NOW! NOW!" he yelled.
Hinata sheepishly picked up the stick and threw it as far as she could, hoping to make Kiba go away. Kiba darted after the stick quickly, then ran back with it in his mouth again. Hinata was worried about the bacteria in both the stick and in Kiba's saliva.
Hinata threw it again, and this cycle repeated itself for four hours, Kiba never getting bored of it and Hinata getting tired. After a while, Kiba dropped the stick at Hinata's feet, and slumped to the ground, very tired. He lay there like a dog, but not asleep. He was panting with his tongue sticking out of his mouth. Hinata smiled. How cute… she thought to herself as she sat down beside him. Akamaru lay down beside Kiba.
"I'm… I'm so… tired…" Kiba moaned.
Hinata smiled as Kiba fell asleep, still like a dog. Hinata had wanted a dog for a long time, and now she had one. She started scratching Kiba's tummy as he fell asleep. This pleased Kiba as he had a large smile across his face.
Back in Kiba's brain…
"Captain! We did it!" said one of the brain cells.
The captain nodded. "Good job men. Emergency-fall-asleep never fails!" he said.
"Sir, it would appear that a girl has begun to scratch the tummy." Said another brain cell.
"Excellent. This will stimulate his brakes to repair themselves. Good job, men. Now go home to your wives." Said the Captain.
"Yes Sir!" they all said as they left the brain, leaving Kiba to fend for himself mentally when he woke up, as always.
Yahoo! I finally wrote another one! xD