A/N: Sorry for not updating for a wile. My computer was all screwy. Ah well, here is chapter 1 for A Plan From a Mind of a Two-Year-Old.

Chapter 1

'I need to show her…'

'I really love him…'

'I gave her a child!'

'I'm the mother of his son (who was named after underwear…)!'

These were the thoughts of Bulma and Vegeta in their really large, gigantic, larger than life (have I made you jealous of anime characters yet?) house. Vegeta wanted to show his love for Bulma, and Bulma wanted to do the same. In a nearby room, two year old Trunks (who talked slightly clearer than Goten.), had, for some strange reason, and I know this doesn't make sense, just taught himself, how to read minds (amazing, huh.). Of course, he just heard the thoughts of his parents.

'I have to get them too-too-get, to-geth-er. Yeah together.' Thought Trunks. Then suddenly, he got an idea. He would make up ideas on how to get them together. He thought of one right there on the spot.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT MOMMY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Cried Trunks.

"Don't worry Trunks, Mommy's here." Said Bulma in a reassuring voice as she ran into the room.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT DADDY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Cried Trunks again.

"What do you want, kid?" Asked Vegeta as he stormed into the room.

Suddenly, Vegeta and Bulma's eyes met. Vegeta and Bulma blushed as they gazed into each others eyes.

"Bulma… I … lo…" started Vegeta.

"Yes…" said Bulma.

"I want… you to fix the GR again! PRONTO!" Growled Vegeta.

"FINE! Be like that!" snarled Bulma.

Trunks' plan did not go well, at least the first one didn't go well…