Auel wakes up with his ass aching…
Auel: "Oh god…my ass hurts big time…what's this on the ground? (inspects the ground) Hmmm…looks like milk. Oh well doesn't look dirty so why not? (licks the 'milk') Hmmm…tastes funny and sticky…wait why am I naked? Where are my boxers?" (Athrun suddenly comes and greets Auel with a big sack wearing a mask)
Athrun: "Hey Au-whoah! Where's your pants or boxers at least!"
Auel: "Dunno, so can I borrow clothes? I feel a little draft in here."
Athrun: "Oh sure thing! But all I have are these." (grabs some clothes from his sack and shows them to Auel)
Auel: "Are you crazy I can't wear those!"
Athrun: "Well these are all I have so take it or leave it."
Auel: (mumbles something close to motherfucker) "fine!" (takes the clothes from Athruns hands)
Athrun: "Auel you might also want to wear this."
Auel: "Why would I want to wear that?"
Athrun: "If you're going to panties might as well wear a bra to go with it right?"
Auel: "Good point. Okay. (starts to wear the panty but starts to have trouble with the bra) Dammit! How do women wear these damn things!"
Athrun: "Wow Auel…nice ass."
Auel: "Shut up and help me with this damn fucking thing!"
Athrun: (helps Auel with the bra) You know this moment reminds me of when Cagalli and I had some hot-"
Auel: "I'm not in the mood to hear your dirty stories."
Athrun: "How is having hot tea dirty?"
Auel: "I wasn't thinking when I said that."
Athrun: "But Auel…you don't think."
Auel: "Oh yeah…I forgot...I wish I could think of something… (tries to think) oh! Wait! I think I'm about to think of something…I ate beans for lunch. (starts to fart)
Athrun: (finishes hooking the bra on Auel) "Ewww…Auel your thoughts stink!"
Random girl 1: "There he is! GET HIM!" (a mob of angry girls pop up)
Athrun: "Oh shit! Ladies I can explai-" (one girls punches Athrun and he falls down)
Random girl 2: "Give me back my lingerie, pervert!" (steps on Athrun's balls with high heels)
Athrun: (faints from pain)
Meanwhile Stellar finally gets inside Shinn's house to see Shinn sleeping
Stellar: (jumps on Shinn) "Hey Shinn!"
Shinn: "WTF? Stellar what are you doing here!"
Stellar: "Can Shinn 'hug' Stellar?"
Shinn: "Uh….ok. (hugs Stellar)
Stellar: (giggles) "Shinn, Stellar doesn't want to do this hug Stellar wants to do the special 'hug'?"
Shinn: "Special 'hug'? How do you do that?"
Stellar: (explains everything that happened)
Shinn: (gets horny) "Just let me get something before we 'hug' Stellar." (grabs a condom under his pillow and takes off all his clothes)
Stellar: "Why did Shinn take off all his clothes? Does Stellar also have to take off all her clothes?"
Shinn: (gets hornier) "Yes Stellar you have to take off all your clothes so it'll be easier to 'hug' you." ( Shinn takes off all of Stellar clothes)
After five minutes of 'hugging' Lunamaria suddenly burst through the door
Luna: "Hey Shinn got some extra boxers? Sting's dick grew too big for his boxers when he tried to fuck me so they got ripped off."
Shinn: "Luna! No I don't! Now go away I'm busy here!"
Luna: "Yeah sure whatever but before I go…" (grabs Shinn's condom from his dick)
Shinn: "Hey I was using that!"
Luna: "Well Sting needs it more since he forgot to bring his condom and I ran out of pills. Oh and I also came by to tell you that you're mom, dad and Mayu are dead."
Shinn: "WHAT? Since when!"
Luna: "An hour ago, they died because their car exploded with them in, when the police tried to find out how the car exploded, they found cooking oil in their gas tank weird huh? What kind of an idiot would put cooking oil on cars instead of gas?
Shinn: (remembers how he was the one who put 'gas' on their car before his mom, dad and Mayu left for shopping) "Uh….yeah hehehe what kind of an idiot would do that?" (Stellar begins to act hysterical)
Stellar: "Die? But Stellar doesn't want to die!"
Luna: "Uh-oh…I guess I shouldn't have said the d word hehe…uh bye Shinn!" (starts to run)
Shinn: "What the…you can't just leave me with Stellar acting like this! Luna! Come back here! Give me back my condom!"
a/n: well this was shorter than I thought,about the Sting Luna pairing...just happened since I kinda ran out of guys to pair her up with, I can't use Rey since I'm going to do something different with him.