a/n: Answer to MeerClyne's question yes she still is, they were just kissing and Shinn was just squeezing her breast
Chapter 3
Stellar is still hysterical until she notices something
Stellar: "Why is there a 'mushroom' between Shinn's legs?"
Shinn: "It's for ummm….if you….hehehe… feel scared or sad you suck on it and you'll feel better already…hehehe."
Stellar: "Really?"
Shinn: thoughts This is too good! Oh wait, I should be feeling sad since my family died oh well I'll just feel sad later end thoughts "Yes, Stellar it will."
Stellar: "Can Stellar suck on Shinn's 'mushroom'?"
Shinn: "Yes Stellar you can. thoughts SUCK IT ALREADY! end thoughts
Stellar: (about to suck Shinn's 'mushroom' when Fllay butts in unexpectedly and tries to ask Shinn for love advice)
Shinn: "Why does everybody always interrupts ME when something good is about to happen?"
Fllay: "Shinn this is gonna be quick I just need advice about my problem."
Shinn: "Fine but it better be quick, because I'm getting hornier by the second here."
Fllay: "ok, Sai lives in plants and I won't see him ever again, but I still love Kira and he used to love me, should I just love Kira or should I just wait until the pain goes away and love Sai?"
Shinn: "Love problems! I'm not good at that sort of thing." (Everyone except Kira, Lacus and Rey suddenly pops up) "Hey where'd you guys pop up from!"
Sting: "Touching, beautiful story. Brought a tear to my eye." (wipes away tear from eye)
Auel: "Run away to Alaska."
Meyrin: "No! Run away to Antarctica."
Mu: "Some friendly advice: Don't cross the street, go down it instead."
Fllay: "I really don't know what to do because I've been friends with Sai longer than Kira, Sai and I have been friends since second grade and we won't be going to college together, but Kira and I will be going to the same college what should I do?"
Athrun: "I agree with Meyrin. Run away to Antarctica."
Fllay: "Can't do that. Since most of you are guys, how can I tell Kira still loves me?"
Durandal: "Who said I'm a guy?"
Cagalli: "You have it right?"
Durandal: "No I had the doctors remove it and I just had implants an hour ago. Didn't you notice how bouncy my chest are?"
Athrun: (slaps Durandal's chest upwards) "Hey they are bouncy."
Luna: "Doesn't Kira already love Lacus?"
Sting: "I think I have STDs anyone want one too?" (everyone ignores Sting)
Luna: "Anyway running away to Antarctica is a good plan."
Fllay: "I know that. But a girl can dream right? And stop saying that I have to run away to Antarctica since I can't! Now give me some real advice."
Shani: "Yes you can I ran away to Antarctica when I was thirteen and look how I turned out."
Fllay: "A horny druggie who fucks penguins?"
Shani: "Hey those penguins are good in bed!"
Shinn: "So how'd you know which ones are the girl penguins?"
Shani: "Don't know just assumed that the ones with things poking out between their legs are the girls." (Everyone puts on a disgusted face)
Kira and Lacus dropped by
Kira: "What's up?"
Milly: "Nothing just talking about penguins."
Fllay: ahem!
Milly: "Oh and Fllay needs some advice about love."
Lacus: "Did you try relocating to Antarctica?"
Kira: "Yeah the penguins there are real nice. Oh by the way, Shinn why are you and Stellar naked?"
Shinn: " Well…we and Stellar were about to 'hug' when we were so rudely interrupted by Luna who said something about my family…Oh shit! I forgot they kicked the bucket!
Meyrin: "You're family is gone? I'm so sorry Shinn but don't feel bad I'm sure they're up there (points upwards)"
Shinn: "Don't be silly my parents are (covers Stellar's ears) DEAD! They can't possibly be up there on the ceiling!"
Auel: "Or can they? Dun dun dun."
Shinn: "I knew I should have gotten wasted!" (starts crying like a girl)
Luna: "Don't be like that Shinn getting wasted isn't the answer to your problem."
Shinn: "Shut up Luna! If you were a true friend you'd go out and get wasted with me right now!"
Rey pops in
Rey: "Hey Shinn, wanna go get wasted?"
Shinn: "See Luna at least Rey's a good friend!"
Luna: "Shinn, Rey doesn't even know your family is (covers Stellar's ears) dead yet!"
Rey: "Your family is dead? (short moment of silence) "So wanna go get wasted?"
Shinn: "Hell yeah! Let's go." (Shinn goes in the car naked with Rey to get wasted)
Dearka: "Yzak! Don't stand there like an idiot, call everyone in town and tell them an all-you-can-break-stuff-party at Shinn's house!"
Everyone: "Yeah! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!"(Auel suddenly breaks a $50,000 worth vase)
After a while of driving in the car they park their car in a secluded place
Rey: (kisses Shinn)
Shinn: "Rey what the fuck did you do that for?"
Rey: "Well since I figured we'd been friends for a long time so I thought I'd hit on you."
Shinn: "WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT KIND OF WAY REY!" (a/n: hey it rhymes)
Rey: "Why?"
Shinn: "Cause you're a guy!"
Rey: "So?"
Shinn: (still naked)"I'm not gay!"
Rey: "But I am."
Shinn: "Really? Since when?"
Rey: (puts on lipstick) "Since now, now pucker up Shinn…"
Shinn: (tries to escape from car but fails)
Rey: "Don't try to escape, just be a good boy Shinn and I'll be a very, very, bad girl just for you…" (laughs like a gay)
Shinn: thoughts I want my mommy! end thoughts
Car starts to shake...
a/n: Ironic isn't it? So still want me to continue this story?