Sleeping Beau- Sora!

Disclaimer: I do not own…um…Kingdom Hearts and Disney. u.u

Chapter One: "I'm not a girl!"

Once upon a time in a far away land, there was a kingdom ruled over by King Roxas and his lovely wife Queen Namine. The kingdom they ruled over was very peaceful and beautiful as well. Sadly, though, King Roxas and Queen Namine don't have any children.

But one day, they found out that Queen Namine was pregnant and the whole kingdom was overjoyed. So then, after nine months, Queen Namine gave birth to their first daughter.

"What shall we name her?" Queen Namine asked her husband.

"Hm…oh I know! Let's take out the X from my name and see what we could make with those four letters!" King Roxas said excited.

"Hmm…Roas?"

"Soar!"

"No, no!"

"Sora!"

"Oh yes! Let's name her Sora." Queen Namine said happily.

"And what a coincidence too! It means Sky!" King Roxas smiled proudly.

Wait just a minute! I'm not a girl! I'm a boy!

Pinocchio? Is that you!

No you blasted idiot! It's me! Sora! You know, Keyblade Master! Not Mistress because that's for girls. Master is for boys like me!

Oh right…

How come they think I'm a girl! I'm obviously a boy! This is a stupid story.

Excuse me! As if you've made any stories yourself! …a-and this is hard-work okay!

Oh please, why didn't you just get Kairi to be Sleeping Beauty? By the way, how could my father be Roxas! I can't be my own stinkin' father!

Shut up! I'm trying to tell a story here! …plus, babies don't talk!

Why I outta—

And so, after The King and Queen told everyone about their new-born girl, they wanted to have a celebration and invited the neighboring Kingdom. The King and Queen of the neighboring Kingdom had a son, who is about 4-5 years old.

So as they entered the palace of King Roxas and Queen Namine, they were greeted by the king himself.

"Cloud! Long time no see!" King Roxas smiled to his old friend Cloud. Cloud's mouth twitched, which seemed to be his charming smile…well isn't that a quick one. So they shook hands and King Roxas led them to the ballroom.

The two powerful kings stood right beside the lovely little pink cradle of Sora. Sora was wearing a beautiful pink dress, which had lots of pretty pink ribbons, ruffles and lace.

I can't believe you made me wear such a dress! This is an outrage! How could you make me wear this!

Well, you did sign a contract to do anything I say.

I'd never do such an idiotic act!

But you did…so…too bad!

Get me out of this dress this instant! I'd like to see my lawyer!

Your lawyer's on vacation in Honolulu, Hawaii…lucky man to have you as his client ey? You paid for his trip and all.

…I….I…I DID NO SUCH THING! GIVE ME BACK MY MUNNY! DARN YOU! Now I know how Baralai felt…

How do you know about Little Red Riding Hood? …Tch, Baralai is such a tattletale.

So anyhow, a small figure seemed to be peeking into the pink cradle.

"Why…if it isn't young little Sora…so this is what you do in your spare time? You try out dresses that don't even match you."

The baby girl in the cradle stared horrified at the young prince of the neighboring kingdom. It was-

To be continued…

Lil Message: (Insert evil laughter) BWAHAHAHAHA! A cliffeh … Anyway, I'm not sure who I'll make the prince…or am I? But maybe some suggestions from you people can change my mind! Please review if you feel like it! Some (ahem) suggestions are welcome…if you know what I mean…