Sleeping Beau- Sora!
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Chapter 3: "Keeps getting weirder and weirder…"
Then a boom was heard above the palace. The lights went off and there was wind blowing fiercely.
A black figure rose from the ground and laughed maniacally. Sora squinted her eyes to see who it was…
It was…Donald?
Donald? Er…as in…Donald the Duck? Donald Duck? Not Daffy Duck? But Donald? The one with Daisy Duck?
Yeah, yeah, there isn't any other Donald that Kingdom Hearts knows of!
"Quwaquwaquwaquwaquwaquwa!" Donald laughed evilly…in his…er…very unique and ducky manner.
Quwaquwa? What kind of an evil laugh was that!
"Nyao I shyall gwif myai gwiff tyu yur wifftle fhrinshess!" Donald shouted at King Roxas and Queen Namine.
Everyone just stared at the evil duck.
"…What he say?" Queen Namine asked her husband King Roxas. The King just shrugged.
"Er…I think I know what he said." Some random guy raised his hand. He walked in front of the King and Queen and began translating what Donald had just said. Donald crossed his arms, rolling his eyes. He began tapping his foot…er…yeah…let's just call it that.
"He said, 'Now I shall give my gift to your little princess!'" The man said.
King Roxas and Queen Namine blinked, "Um…okay?"
"Fwut eet shyalf bee un effeel gwiff!" Donald yelled.
"Er…now he said, 'But it shall be an evil gift…'"
"How dare you think of giving my little princess an evil gift? You fiend! Arrest this man!" King Roxas commanded his guards. The guards walked up and were about to arrest the duck but then King Roxas shouted, obviously irritated,
"I said the man! The MAN not the duck!"
The guards looked at each other and shrugged. They took a hold of the translator and brought him into the dungeons.
Oh for goodness sake! What an idiot!
Now, now, young child…watch your language. You are still 34 hours old.
"Quwaow…quwat ifshiots!" (Wow…what idiots!) Donald raised a brow at the King and Queen. Then allowed himself to go to the little pink cradle of our little cute and all dressed in pink princess.
Ugh! Stop describing what I'm wearing!
"Now young little princess…I give you the misfortune of you pricking your finger on a needle of a spindle wheel once you turn the age of 17. Then you shall die! Quwaquwaquwaquwaquwaquwa!" Donald laughed evilly once again. He then wrapped himself with his cape and disappeared.
"It seems that when he's casting a spell, he speaks English?" Axel pointed out.
Or the Narrator is just too lazy to translate the words into duck language…psh! (Sora rolls her eyes)
King Roxas rubbed his eyes then looks around. "Huh? What happened? Er…I was busy taking out some dirt that went in my eyes…"
"Our little princess is going to die by pricking her finger on a needle of a spindle wheel!" Queen Namine screamed then fainted. No one caught her…poor girl.
"What? How could someone just die by pricking their finger?" King Roxas asked King Cloud.
"She'll die…" Were the only words Cloud said. King Roxas' eyes widened and he began shouting,
"I understand now! Everyone, I command you to burn your spindle wheels! NOW!"
Everyone just stared at King Roxas like he was some psycho. The people began saying stuff like,
"No way man…"
"Are you kidding me?"
"Dawg! You're one crazy foo'!"
King Roxas sighed, "I'll give everyone 100 bucks if they do?"
Everyone began leaving and burning their spindle wheels…
So while this was all happening, Sephiroth was glaring at the spot where Donald had disappeared. Aww! Could it be that he has fallen for our little princess Sora and would not let anyone kill her? Isn't that so sweet!
Sephiroth then turned to the little cradle and said coldly, "I'm not allowing anyone else to have the fun of killing you…only I can…"
Heh…heh…er…or not?
Sora just continued staring horrified at Sephiroth and nodded her little head slightly, which kind of wasn't supposed to happen because babies aren't supposed to understand what older people are talking about…er…but I'll just let it pass for now. Sephiroth smirked and left with his father King Cloud and his mother Queen Aerith.
The three fairies were still standing there…
Marluxia flew over to a crying King and patted his back.
"It's okay…Riku hasn't given his gift yet! Maybe he can counter it!"
"You're right!" King Roxas pushes off Marluxia and walks over to Riku. The King pleaded for Riku to not let some duck kill his young little princess.
"Well…hmm…I dunno…" Riku trailed off, thinking that it would take too much of his energy if he casts the spell.
WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY HE DOESN'T KNOW! HE MUST HELP ME! DARN YOU RIKU! GO TO HECK! YOU BASTAR—
To be continued…
Lil Message: Ooh! Will Riku help his best friend Sora? Or Will he not? AHH! … Er…Please review if you feel like it! And suggestions are very helpful!!