"Now it is time to reveal my true eyes!"
With the thundering statement, Mansewerz proceeded to make unique handseals, and unleashed one of the most noble techniques in Konoha, the byakugan!
Naruto thinking:"If its one thing I've learned about fighting Hyuugas is to never get too close or you'll be caught in the 8 trigrams. The straight path to suicide."
With veins bursting out of the skin around his eyes, Mansewerz launched himself into the air, hoping to land a gentle fist on Naruto. But no, a flash of Orange and black caught him off guard, sending Mansewerz back with a left hook. A kage bunshin clone, something Mansewerz should have expected, but no matter, it was time to finish it. Naruto charged right at Mansewerz, but a tornado of chakra delayed him.
Kaiten: Heavenly spin
6 bunshin clones rendered useless, disappearing in poofs of smoke. How would Naruto defeat this beast? Another massive attack, this time...
Naruto rendan
The wisp of black moved aside just in the nick of time, losing his balance and receiving an axe kick to the ribs. Something was broken, but Mansewerz must continue. Naruto began to laugh and mock Mansewerz, the ninja clothed in black laying on the ground.
"Ha, you call yourself a ninja. I'm rusty, I haven't trained for weeks, and you lost in less than 5 minutes. Hahahahaha!"
POOF
Mansewerz was gone, or was he? The ninja in the black jumpsuit appeared behind Naruto, going in for a one hit finish. Winding up, Mansewerz charged chakra into his finger tips and launched it at Naruto's upper vertabrae, the bone very close to the Hyuuga blindspot, an ironic finish.
POOF
Another Kage bunshin, it seemed to be a battle of wits. It seemed Mansewerz had become arrogant, but the byakugan never lies. He was toying with Naruto, just playing around, seeing Naruto's style. Naruto was hiding in a bush, right next to Jiraiya.
"This fight is over, or I kill Jiraiya!" yelled Naruto at the top of his lungs.
"Try it, he was your sensei over these past years. I don't need him, he has already taught me enough!"
Just as he had thought, Naruto backed off and came back after Mansewerz. Kaiten again, yet Mansewerz still knew it was a clone. Nothing could fool his eyes.
"I see everything, clones are useless!"
Naruto thinking:"Time to pull out the trump card. If he is anything that I expect, this will get him."
Sexy No Jutsu
Giggling, the female Naruto approached Mansewerz, and just as he had thought, Mansewerz stopped battle. He was going in for a grab when...
Bammmm
Round house kick right to the left check bone. Not even the byakugan can stop the pervert Mansewerz was.
"I knew it, the only reason Jiraiya started training you was for the powers you have. You have the byakugan, and you can describe stuff for his stories, Believe it!"
But Mansewerz didn't hear any of this, he was fast asleep. Faintly snoring, Mansewerz seemed to be knocked out cold. Surely the round house kick couldn't have caused this. It was the demon, the cause of Mansewerz's chronic narcolepsy. Not only did its power take a toll on his body, but when Mansewerz didn't obey Raiubi, it attacked Mansewerz mind, causing him to go into a deep sleep. It was no surprise to Kakashi or Jiraiya though.
"Huh? He is asleep? Wake up! I won, admit it you fell for my sexy jutsu!"
"He can't hear you Naruto, he is asleep. Jiraiya, could you go get me some cold water?"
Jiraiya nodded, and he came back with a bucket of ice cold water. Kakashi smiled, and he began to pour it on Mansewerz's head.
"This always does the trick."
"Your evil, very evil!" said Jiraiya to the laughing Kakashi with a smirk of his own.
"YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW! What the hell Kakashi sensei, what happened to a light shake!"
"Well we tried, but all you said was 'Shut the hell up and bring me bacon!'"
Naruto thinking:"Wow, Kakashi, you really are evil! Whatever, that dumbass wasn't a threat, he shouldn't have even challenge Uzumaki Naruto!"
Kakashi thinking:"Of all the times to fall asleep, it was when Naruto used the sexy jutsu. I had no doubt Naruto would win, Mansewerz is just as big a pervert, and with his multiple personalities and narcolepsy, I doubt he will ever reach chuunin. All great ninjas have their weaknesses, but his were far too great and were another reason for him to not test. He could never lead a squad. If only you knew how dangerous bijuu were."
"Please Kakashi sensei, all I need is someone to wake me up. I promise, I will not ever fail."
"I'm sorry, but Konoha can't take the risk, especially on important missions"
Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, once again, Mansewerz came to his most respectable stance and shook Naruto's hand, crushing it. Naruto winced, but said nothing.
"Now that that is out of the way, Jiraiya, could you please explain the situation?"
"Yes, Mansewerz, Kakashi needs to tend to some missions and work with Naruto, so I will train you again for a big event. Its a surprise though, and when Kakashi gets back, he will help with your training."
"A surprise, what is it?"
"You will find out soon enough, but it will take hard work and a lot of mental strength."
"Okay, later Kakashi sensei, and Naruto." said Mansewerz as he said a sad farewell, not so much because of seeing Kakashi go, but because of his loss and disgrace to the Hyuuga clan.
Jiraiya thinking:"Your heart may one day be your downfall, Mansewerz. You care so much for others, and this mercy might be given to the wrong foe."