Sleeping Beau- Sora!
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Chapter 5: "Here we go again…"
And so, after 16-17 years, we shall now see the princess radiate with beauty and gracefulness, etiquette and poise, splendor and magnificenc-
"I. Can't. Believe. This!" A voice rang out in the wood. Oh…I wonder who that is. "This dress is even worse than last time!"
Eh…take a wild guess?
Sora stomped his foot and crossed his arms. He gave a loud huff and continued whining about his wonderful, awesome, spectacular, fantastic dress. -sniff, ahem- If I say so myself.
"It's too loose! It's too pink! It hurts my eyes! Aren't I supposed to be wearing some kind of old rag! Not some royal dress! I can't believe you made this! Well…actually…I can because this dress is SO-"
You're such a diva… -.-
Sora gives off a 'Well excuuuse me' look and glares at…well he can't really see the narrator so he just…well glares. "As I was saying…I'm not supposed to wear some royal, shiny, too bright, totally noticeable, dress thing! Won't the evil Maleficent- er…Donald…FIND ME EASILY!"
Well if you haven't noticed dear princess…you've been wearing that dress for 16-17 years and the Quaker still hasn't found you AND…about the dress being loose thing…IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE SKINNY!
"…gah! Then why aren't I wearing any shoes, huh! HUH!" Sora pointed at his feet which were…well kinda dirty because he wasn't wearing any shoes and all so yeah.
Uh…-coughs- I couldn't find your size.
"Well…GET ME SOME SHOES!" Sora ordered, commanded, requeste-
"What are you? A Thesaurus!" He rolled his eyes.
Whatever dude…do you want me to make those shoes for yo-
"On second thought…I'm fine like this. My feet needed to breathe anyway!" Sora said matter-of-factly.
Uh…huh….riiiight.
So anyway…back to the story…uh where was I before being rudely interrupted by her majesty? Oh! Well Sora was gracefully and –cough awkwardly cough- , dancing and prancing around a field of flowers. He stopped for awhile and picked up some flowers when it clearly states on a huge sign that happened to appear out-of-nowhere and in front of Sora that no one is allowed to pick flowers!
Ee ooh Ee ooh Ee ooh…
-Ahem-…That was supposedly the sound of a police car siren.
"Stop right there little lady!" A deep…well not really deep…it was kinda high…maybe the person was enduring puber- …er…voice shouted. "I said, Freeze!"
"The coppers!" Sora gasped, acting like some robber in a museum trying to steal a precious jewel. "Well that was pretty stupid." Sora added wryly.
The cop took off his helmet revealing…Roxas!
Sora gaped…"Roxas! What are you doing here! Aren't you supposed to be taking care of the kingdom!"
…Dude…you used '!' three times.
"Do you think I care!"
-whispers- Four times…
Roxas stepped back a bit at the sudden outburst and raised a brow at the last…statement. "Uh…" Roxas started, "Well…it's always been my dream to be a cop and bring justice to the world!"
"…" Sora blinked.
"…and shoot people." Roxas finished bluntly. Sora nodded his head totally understanding the situation.
---Awkward Silence---
"Soo…uh…who was supposed to be doing the real cop?" Sora asked.
"Er w-well…" Roxas was then cut off by a muffled sound.
"Mmf mmn, Mmn MMFF!"
"…what the-" Sora turned around to see a man…who was…well kind tied in a rope and a handkerchief covering his mouth making him unable to speak.
"You look so familiar." Sora mumbled, eyeing the 'stranger'.
To be continued…
Lil Message: Man, I suck! This chapter is as short as the others! xD I'd hate me if I was the reader. Oh yeah…and I hope you found it quite funny or even a teeny bit at least. …x.x Please review if you feel like it and suggestions are cool! xD