"ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT! Once again I, Lulu, is presenting her show and tell! It's gonna be good! So good, the teachers head will explode, my classmates' heads are gonna explode, even our dying class pet hamster Hammy will EXPLODE! Last time Lulu got a C-plus cause Lulu hustled during the presentation, but today I…will...get…an…A! Not just an A, but an A-plus! But even better! An A-plus-plus-plus-plus-PLUS!" Pumpkin said, dancing on the ceiling.
"She's so cute!" Futaba thought, twirling a strand of her hair with her little hand.
Mrs. Hinata just smiled. She pulled down her skin-tight red blouse and told her to come down from the ceiling. "Please give us your show and tell report dear." Pumpkin got off the ceiling and landed on top of another cage covered in white cloth.
"Today I, Lulu, brought in a freak!" Pumpkin exclaimed, standing on top of the cage with a cane and a top hat that she got from nowhere.
"Well what do you know, a freak bring a freak!" Gina Suzuki joked. The whole class roared in laughter.
"You're the one to talk, whore!"
Gina just sank in her chair in silence, and so did the whole class.
"ANYWAY, what I'm about to show you might confuse you, it might scare you, and it might make you want to hurl! Ladies and germs, Lulu presents to you…Sesshomaru!"
Pulling of the cover, Pumpkin revealed an angry Sesshy trying to break the bar with his poison-claw. The whole class found him…disturbing.
"Eh, is that a woman?" One of her classmates asked.
"Is it a man?" Another asked.
"How old is he?"
"Is it gay?"
"Who did its hair?"
"It has nice eyeliner!"
"Now save the questions for later children!" Mrs. Hinata said, smiling. She sashayed to Sesshomaru, smiling seductively. "And my…um…teacher's intuition believes that this a really, really HOT guy!" She batted her eyes rapidly at him.
"Sesshomaru, or Fluffy as we call him, in a full fledged dog-demon. He is the older brother of Inuyasha!"
"This Sesshomaru demands that you get me out of this cage! And stop calling me Fluffy!" Sesshy screamed trying to push her teacher away from the cage.
"Fluffy is indeed a guy, but watch out! He's gay! That's why he wears makeup!" The whole class stared at him with wide eyes. Some homo-phobic boys tried to run out the classroom in fear.
"Like, this Sesshomaru is not gay! I am, like, bi-sexual! Now get me out of here!" Pumpkin let him out of the cage and Sesshy crawled out. Mrs. Hinata blushed and giggled madly, as she pulled her bunny ears down to her face and flirted with him.
Pumpkin continued her presentation. " Fluffy is also known as the great demon lord of the Western Lands! Or something like that…I-I don't know…Lulu thinks he's pretty ordinary to me…"
"HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO CALL ME FLUFFY!" Sesshomaru roared.
"Okey-dokey then! I'll call you Sesshy!"
"No!"
"Fluffers?"
"No!"
"King Bishie?"
"NO!"
"Sesshy-nesshy-bo-besshy-bannana-fanna-fo-fesshy?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Fine, I'll call you, Sess-sama!"
"Grrrr…I hate kids…especially girls!"
"HEY!" The girls in the class screeched in anger. All of a sudden, all the girls, even little Futaba, attacked our dear Sesshomaru. Some yanked his silver hair, some bit him, and some kicked him where the sun didn't shine.
"Ok, that's all for now, everybody!" Pumpkin said merrily, kicking Sesshomaru in the stomach, "Bye! Lulu loves ya!"
Remember, Pumpkin loves you, and do Buddhist monks take vows of silence?