Yeah, it's been a LONG time since I updated this. I didn't want to delete it. I'm thinking about updating some of my older stuff within this week and the next, and of course update My Plague and your all- time favorite! (But not today!)
"IT'S BEEN A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGG TIME, BUT I HAVE MANY MORE THINGS TO SHOW AND TELL!" Declares Pumpkin, standing on top of her desk with heroic posture. The rest of her classmates looked at her like the fast-talking nutcase that she is. "THE FANS CALL, THE AUTHORESS CALLS, AND HEADS WILL ROLL IF THIS DOESN'T GET ANY REVIEWS! TODAY I SHALL PRESENT ANOTHER CHARACTER FOR—DRUMROLL PLEASE!—'INUYASHA FOR BEGINNERS!'"
Mrs. Hinata, my little spin-off from that teacher off of DearS, calmly tried to get Pumpkin down. Pumpkin complied and leaped gracefully off her desk, then dropped down to the floor like a rock.
"Now, Pumpkin dear, what hot guy do you have for us today?" Mrs. Hinata said dreamily, thinking about Inuyasha and Sesshomaru from Pumpkin's last two presentations.
Pumpkin stood next to a something that was tall and looked like a man. "Today, I, Lulu, have brought in…Miroku!" She took off the cloth and there stood Miroku, who bowed honorably before the class. He had a leash on him and a picket sign that said "HELLO CHILDREN"
"He won't be talking for a while, vow of silence." Said Pumpkin. "ANYWAY! Miroku as you can see is a Buddhist monk! That, might I add, should never have been. For you see, Miroku is religious and smart, BUT, have awful morals."
Miroku somehow moved from right beside Pumpkin to Mrs. Hinata, who was across the classroom in the back. Miroku gave her one of those smiles and wrote on another picket sign saying: "WILL YOU BEAR MY CHILDREN?" Mrs. Hinata was blushing like mad from flattery. Pumpkin gave a strong yank on the leash and Miroku flew back to the spot next to her.
"There you have seen a prime example of what I told you! Miroku is a perverted womanizer who can't get any because he's on lockdown!"
Nana Sakuma raised her hand and asked, "Does he have carpal tunnel?" She pointed at his covered hand.
Suddenly, but not surprisingly, Pumpkin jumped onto Nana's desk with a megaphone screaming into it saying. "GGGGOOOOOOOOOOD QUESSSSSSSSTTIONNNNNN!" Poor Nana was sent flying.
"Miroku has inherited a curse that put a black hole in his hand. One day, this hole will kill him, but he made use of it and calls it the 'Wind Tunnel'!"
"Can we see?" The class asked in enthusiasm. Miroku rapidly wrote down something on yet another picket sign (don't ask). He presented the message in humongous characters that screamed "NO!" Pumpkin grabbed the sign and tossed it out the third story window.
"OF COURSE YOU CAN!" Pumpkin hollered, she grabbed Miroku's hand, took of the beads, and then everything started to gravitate toward the Wind Tunnel. Tests, bentos, even the class rabbit, Pudding. One little girl almost got sucked into the vortex, too, if Miroku hadn't closed it up.
"And there you have it!" Pumpkin said cheerfully to the class, which was in total disarray. "The honorable yet lecherous monk, Miroku! See you some other day, everybody!" She dropped to the floor just like that.
Please oh Please review! How am I supposed to know how good I did if no one tells me! GAH!
Wouldn't it be weird if you brought someonefor Show and Tell and they go to your school?