Author's soliloquy: Because I live a menial, entry level life and am still paying for the clothes I'm wearing at a 23.99 percent interest rate, I have to add to this story that I do not own Gotham City, Batman, bi-weave Kevlar suits, memory cloth or any other stuff that existed in the movies or comics or TV shows or toy stores or…. you get the point. So, if you do own these things or are a relative of someone who owns these things, please do not sue me for writing these stories as I have so little to look forward to in life and you wouldn't want to be responsible for sending me to bankruptcy and quite possibly a padded cell with a strait jacket. Would you?