AN: This is a drabble, I've never wrote a drabble before, so it might end up getting longer until it's just a one-shot but anyway, it's not the point. I don't know if this has been done before, but it got stuck in my head and wouldn't leave, so I'm writing it anyway.
Disclaimer: I own a wall scroll of Ed and Roy, I bought it from the state fair yesterday, my wall is covered in wall scrolls, heh. I'm buying the 6th dn angel dvd later, and I just bought a sora Kay blade necklace, but none of these things relate to me owning Full Metal Alchemist
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Ed glared fiercely at the tall man before him, preparing to clap and attack, but before he could, someone had come up behind the man and was giving him a hard look.
"Who is this?"
"The Fullmetal Alchemist."
At the same time, both of them started laughing. Ed's eyes narrowed. "And what the hell is so funny!"
The taller man was still chuckling, looking Ed up and down. "I didn't believe it at first either. He's so short I thought I might step on him, what a midget!" And that got the two laughing again.
Al turned to his brother, waiting for him to blow up, but nothing was happening. Ed was still standing there, as stiff as before, though Al couldn't see his face to see what was wrong. "Nii-san? What is it?" he asked finally.
Ed kept staring blankly ahead to the two laughing men. "He actually said it, no one's said stuff like that before," Ed said, referring to the cruel short comments.
"But Nii-san, you're always ranting about how people say you could fall through a crack in the sidewalk or step on you."
"But no one has actually said it until now!" Ed said, eyes filling with a new fire. The men stopped laughing and stared at him "I'm going to kill him."
"Nii-san no!"
But Ed had already rushed forward, and the force of the blow sent the man flying backwards and straight out of the building, landing unconscious in a heap at Roy Mustang's feet. At the questionable looks from the rest of the military assembled, he smirked. "He must have called Fullmetal short."