-1Disclaimer: I own nothing, least of all this great series. I just got bored.
Just so you know, this will be a very short fic making fun of yaoi pairings. Don't like it, don't read it.
Harry sat alone in the library at Hogwarts, feeling very depressed. For some reason, he had chosen just this very moment to reflect on everything negative in his past. So of course he felt a little out of it.
Sure, it was great being "the boy who lived" and having fame. But most of the attention is undesired, and often comes at him negatively. Oh, if only there was some love in his life.
As if in answer to his prayers, Draco walked into the room. As he entered, an angelic chorus sang behind him, and a strong white light seemed to surround him. Harry took this opportunity to say, "You and I hate each other any other day, but for some reason you seem extremely sexy today. Now, I know I have feelings for Ginny and should be dating her but I suddenly up and decided I'm gay. Lets go out!"
Draco smirked at this. "You seem to have read my mind, for some reason I suddenly decided I wanted to be gay too! And because you and I totally hate each other in canon, there's no way a relationship between us couldn't work! I mean, I am a confident kid with an evil upbringing and you are an angsty teenager with bad past. Lets make babies!"
And with this, they walked into Harry's dorm room which was conveniently empty. Draco then smirked and said, "Now, turn around and Ill show you what a wand should REALLY used for."
Harry, being the whiny and totally gay kid that fangirls make him out to be just quietly agrees.
"Now Harry, I will show you a variation of a spell of a gay mentor of mine!"
Draco points his wand at Harry's rear.
"RECTUMSEMPRA!"
Like I said, really short. I am just sick of the overflow of yaoi brought into fan fictions through rabid fangirls and there ability to rationalize the irrational. So with that tidbit said, I bid you adieu.