"Some say reading is good.
I say: Reading is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Power is corrupt.
Corruption is a crime.
And crime doesn't pay.
So if you read anymore Taisa, you'll go broke,"
Edward said, yawning, and leaning back on Taisa's couch, who just happened to be his secret lover.
"So you're saying I shouldn't read?" Taisa asked, flipping the pages of a new alchemy book he'd just gotten his hands on.
"Yes, damnit. I said not to read."
"And Why is that, Edward?" He questioned, leaning back in his chair.
"You'll go broke. And I don't like my lovers broke," Ed growled, glaring at Roy. "Besides... I can think of much more.. interesting things to do."
And there was Roy's attention. Snapping the book shut, he sat down on the couch, nearly on Edward.
"And what are they, Edo?"
"I think they go a little something like this..." Edward said, kissing Roy, hard on the lips.
And the rest of the afternoon, there was little noise heard from Roy's office, except for the occasional moan, and bump.
And the one time, Ed yelling out 'Why can't I ever be top?"