Sorry everyone...but this is indeed an Author's Note. I'm going to be at a friends for a few...ahem...10 days and will not be able to type for a few days...so, I hope I could amuse you with a weird moment...

TIME FOR A WEIRD MOMENT!

Hanyou: I'm hungry...

Hitori: Eat something then, baka.

Kagome: O.O

Inuyasha: -.-

Hanyou: ...Good idea.

Hanyou runs out to get some food, leaving everyone alone.

Kagome: So...

Inuyasha suddenly grabs Hitori's hair and begins sniffing it.

Kagome: INUYASHA!

Hitori: Ack! ::tries to swat him away::

Inuyasha's eyes go wide and he jumps away from Hitori. "You...you...you...murf-"

Hitori slaps her hand over his mouth and growls.

Hitori: Inuyasha...::incoherent whispering...for humans::

Kagome: What are you two whispering about?

Hitori stops and Inuyasha nods, looking scared. Hitori drops her hand and looks at Kagome with a bored look. "Nothing."

Kagome: Inuyasha?

Hitori: Inuyasha. ::glares:: Not a word.

Inuyasha: Uh...::closes his eyes and whimpers::

Kagome: Inuyasha!

Hitori(whispers): Not a word, Inuyasha...

Kagome: SIT!

Inuyasha's rosary glows and flies into the floor. "Shit!" /BAM/

Hitori: Thank you!

Hanyou: Hey, what's going on?

Kagome: THEY'RE KEEPING SOMETHING FROM ME!

Inuyasha(muffled): Shut up, bitch!

Kagome's rosary glows and flies into the ground. "ACK!"

Hitori and Hanyou sit down beside the holes in the floor.

Hanyou: This is going to be a while.

Hitori: -.- Yeah...

Hanyou: Chips?

Hitori: Sure.

Hanyou and Hitori eat chips happily while in the background, you heard Inuyasha and Kagome screaming at each other.

Hoped you enjoyed that. I hope I added to the mystery of Hitori. '.' You don't have to review for this chapter, but you can if you want.

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