So, after a whole 2 ½ months without update…I know this probably won't hold you over…but I do have another chapter written so never fear!

Chapter 6:Wherein Harry Receives a French Lesson

"Excuse me?" Harry asked, his face stained with confusion.

"Vou-lez-vous cou-cher avec moi ce soir?" Draco repeated, this time slower.

"I'm sorry, I don't really know that much French," Harry apologized.

Draco stared at Harry openmouthed. How could one be so hot and never have been propositioned in multiple languages? Draco himself had been propositioned in French, Italian, Korean, Greek, Finnish, German, English of course, and once in Mandarin Chinese. "It means 'do you want to sleep with me tonight?' Sheesh, try to be cultural and you just suck it right out!"

"What do you mean do I want to sleep with you?" Harry sputtered in horror. "You're traumatized!"

"So what?" Draco asked. "I'm horny as fuck-" he paused. Was that a girl thing to say? I'm horny as fuck…no, women were much more…gentle? Mushy? What did they call it?

Oh yes, Romantic.

He tried again. "What I meant was, I need you. I want you and your…big, pulsing-"

Harry covered his ears. "Uh…you're vulnerable! And…traumatized…I'm sure under normal circumstances you'd be a nice, sensible, not quite so blunt girl-"

"I'm not vulnerable!" Draco cried. "I need sex!" To prove his point, he grabbed Harry's head and firmly pressed his lips against the manly stud's. Harry's.

It felt so…incredible. Draco slowly worked his tongue into Harry's mouth and moaned gently when he retracted his tongue and nipped Harry's lower lip.

Unfortunately, Harry realized what was happening and quickly broke away. In his post-kiss euphoria, Draco noticed that he looked even hotter after being kissed. "Uh…I understand that you need sex…but I can't help you solve that problem-"

"Was the kiss not good?" Draco asked. "To me it felt…wonderful…but maybe it wasn't for you? Or maybe you don't think I'm sexy? Maybe my breasts aren't big enough, or my nose is too long or…I'm too fat?" he continued. Strange, he didn't know he harbored such self-conscious feelings. He would admit freely, he made an even more attractive woman than he did a man…and he was a damn good looking man. But even so, Harry's rejection was bringing insecurities he'd never dwelled on during his 6 hours as a woman to the surface.

"No! That's not it," Harry tried to assure Draco to no avail. "The kiss was…wonderful, and you are a beautiful woman…really beautiful…it's just that…I can't…I don't…I have to go!"

Draco stood shell-shocked. He just didn't understand…he was beautiful! Much prettier than that prepubescent twit Ginny. What did she have that he didn't.

She had Harry.

Draco squinted his eyes at the door Harry had just flung himself out of and right there, he made a vow. Harry Potter would be getting a taste of him if it was the last thing he did…

No one rejects a Malfoy.

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This chapter is dedicated to emmagranger11 who pmed me and told me to update.