Disclaimer: I don't own the suite life. I own Caleb

Chapter 5: Cheating Death, stealing life

A/N: Hey everyone, not many people reviewed for the last chapter, you probably didn't know it was up. Anyway, here's chapter 5.

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The next morning Zack and Cody gave Caleb a tour of the hotel and when they were finished they went down to the lobby. When they got there was a guy on a ladder fixing the chandelier.

"Mr. Mosbey what happened to the chandelier," Zack asked

"Oh, nothing, the chain needed to be shorted"

"Ok, well, bye!"

Zack, Cody and Caleb ran away, which was a bad idea because Zack had to swerve out of the way of a man and hit the worker on the ladder, knocked him over and sent the chandelier flying towards the floor and Caleb. Esteban seen what was about to happen and ran over to Caleb and knocked him out of the way.

"Are you ok little blonde people?"

"Yeah, thanks to you, I can't thank you enough!"

"No problem"

Zack and Cody ran over to Caleb and helped him up and made sure he was ok.

"Oh My! What Happened! ………." after that Mr. Mosbey went off into a fit of unrecognizable stutters and mumbles.

"I'm sorry Mr. Mosbey, I shouldn't have ran," Zack said

"OH………………"

Zack, Cody and Caleb all ran back upstairs.

"Man, that was AWESOME," Zack said

"Awesome? I could have gotten killed," Caleb yelled

"But still, doesn't it fell awesome to know that you could have but you didn't and your still standing here to tell the story?"

"NO!"

"Well, lets go see what else is going on," Cody suggested

"Ok, but I'm not letting that happening to me again"

"Don't worry, it won't"

Zack, Cody and Caleb walked out of the suite.

"LOOK OUT!" A man on a luggage cart full of luggage yelled speeding down the hall

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" Caleb ran and ducked out of the way almost in time, he felt lucky to get out alive.

Caleb tried to stay in the suite all day but Zack kept dragging him out and Caleb experienced a series of unfortunate events. He didn't know what to do he really didn't want his life at the Tipton to be like this. When it got late everyone headed back to the suite.

"Wow, Caleb you had one great day," Zack said happily

"No, I didn't! I almost got killed," Caleb yelled "Is this how everyday is for you guys?"

"Yah, pretty much," Cody said with no enthusiasm in his voice

"Wow"

Carey came out and told them to get to bed.

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Once again late at night Caleb got up and called his dad from the bathroom.

"Hey dad, it's Caleb again"

"Hey, so how was your day today, still lovin' it there?"

"No, I almost got killed today!"

"Oh, my Caleb, what happened?"

"Well, this morning, A chandelier almost killed me, I almost got hit by a man and his 10 ton luggage cart, I got stuck in the air vent spying on people, I almost got shot to death by darts, almost electrocuted, almost got hit by a car, and last but not least got mobbed by a homeless man on the street."

"Wow, I can't believe all that happened to you"

"Yeah, and I want you to come here and pick me up and take me back to live with you."

"Well, if I leave now I can make it there tomorrow morning"

"Ok, thank you so much dad, I'll see you tomorrow"

"Yeah, bye," Kurt sounded really sad, he thought he got Caleb to like Zack and Cody.

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A/N: there's Chapter 5 chapter 6 will be up soon. Let me know what you thought of this chapter!