Foxed!

Summary: Due to a freakish accident while spying on Sasuke, Naruto is now

sporting a fluffy orange tail with matching ears!

Warnings: OOC syndrome…although we were going for that so…yeah… This story

should be tame compared to our other ones…but we're not making any promises!

Also it is Yaoi! You have been warned!

Pairings: SasuNaru!!! So there!!!

Rating: PG13…for now…if we don't lose our minds in the process of

writing…again…

AN: Sorry this was so late I've had a horrible string of bad luck lately

and was unable to get around to editing this chapter....or maybe I was just

being lazy, I don't know. Anyway, here it is, and hopefully it won't take

me that long to finish new chapters for the other stories'

Chapter 3: Rub-A-Dub-Dub

Naruto could only glare over at Sasuke for letting him drop into the ramen

Bowl, although he was somehow relieved that Sasuke was

now smirking instead of crying...it was probably because it meant the world

wasn't going to end yet...yeah that had to be it...

"You need a bath." Sasuke pointed out.

Naruto's eyes widened, 'A BATH!?' He cried in his head, 'Nooooo!!!' he

tried to get out of Sasuke's grip, but finally had to give up when Sasuke

grabbed his back feet and held the scruff of his neck; it didn't hurt, but

Naruto was effectively caught and 'hog tied' well, not really, but Naruto

knew when resistance was futile.

He grumbled in his head as Sasuke carried him upstairs and through a door

there. Even as a fox Naruto could not help but gape at the fancy

bathroom...there must be three bathtubs in there! He hoped Sasuke would put

him in the big one in the center, it would be fun to swim in...but alas,

Sasuke took him to a smaller square one in the corner and turned on the

Water. Then he placed Naruto in the water and watched to make sure he wasn't

going to drown before starting to take off his clothes.

Naruto's eyes nearly popped out of his head as Sasuke stripped down to the

skin. 'What the hell!?' Naruto mentally asked, as a very naked Sasuke also

entered the tub. Naruto tried to dash to the rim of the tub, but it was too

high for him to get out...plus it was really hard running in water when your

legs were only 6 inches long.

But still he tried. He was scrambling to climb the slippery slope of the

tub when he felt Sasuke's hands wrap around him and lift him up....onto his

lap in the water! Naruto hadn't known foxes could blush until that

moment...he felt the skin under his fur turn very, very red.

Naruto couldn't even think as Sasuke held him in his lap...his naked lap,

and scrubbed his fur with shampoo...'Hey, this must be where the strawberry

smell comes from...' was really the only intelligent thought that entered

Naruto's mind. All the rest of his thoughts were along the lines of:

'Sasuke naked...' 'Naked Sasuke holding me...' 'Hope he never, ever EVER in

a million years finds out that it's ME he's holding!' 'Waaah, Sasuke's fan

club's going to kill me when they find out!'

Sasuke raised an eyebrow and his fingers paused in their massaging of

Naruto the fox's fur. Was it just him or was the fox blushing? Was that

even possible? He shrugged it off and continued to lather the fox's fur,

smiling a little to himself. At last he took a little bucket and filled it

with water, dumping it over the fox's head.

He smirked again, now the little runt really looked like a drowned rat.

Sasuke was glad for the distraction though, he hated it when he cried, it

just got in the way, and Naruto missing was nothing to cry about, he could

have just...wandered off and forgot to come home. But that still did not

reassure Sasuke down in his gut. Even though he would never show his

emotions to another human being, it was another story when he was alone. He

wasn't the cold hearted Uchiha as everyone thought…no, he was weak… and he

hated it.

The fox looked up at him as if daring him to explain why he'd dumped water

on his head and made him look like he was all skin and bones, but all Sasuke

could do was reach out and absent mindedly run a hand through the damp

orange hair. If he couldn't talk to people...maybe he could talk to his new

friend. It wasn't like he was going to run off and tell anyone, right? And

he'd always heard it he helps to talk about things...and his pillows weren't

listening apparently.

As he squeezed the water out of the fur, Sasuke sighed, wondering how he

was going to start. Then he realized that he was talking to an animal...it

wasn't like he was explaining the science of a light bulb to a two year old

who was going to demanded to know everything. " Dumb Naruto..." he muttered

to himself, not looking at the fox. "Baka had to go and get himself

lost..."

Naruto looked up at Sasuke, who had that look in his eyes again...what now?

He wondered miserably. Sasuke wasn't going to start crying again, was he?

Sasuke, however, just continued to talk.

"Doesn't he realize that people will worry about him if he just

disappears?" Sasuke grumbled. "The Dobe doesn't think before he acts..." He

paused and looked at the fox's blue eyes for a moment. "Sakura won't miss

him though...he adores her and she treats him like dirt...pisses me off..."

The fox's eyes widened and his ears perked up as Sasuke said

this...probably just from the feel of Sasuke scrubbing his back. Sasuke

pondered as he scrubbed the soap suds into the fur again. "Wish she would

just leave me alone..." he continued to mutter, "Naruto's not that

bad, sure he's loud and annoying , but would it kill her to be nice once in a

while..." Naruto felt like slapping Sasuke on the head and telling him the

exact same thing, but Sasuke was still talking...actually he snorted in

contempt. "Yeah, like I'm any better..."

He was silent for a long time as he scrubbed the fox's fur. His fingers

were gentle and the movements slow as both Naruto and Sasuke slipped into

thought. Naruto never thought he'd hear Sasuke sound regretful about the

way he treated him in a million years...

"I don't understand it..." Sasuke started talking again, his eyes softening

and narrowing so slightly Naruto wasn't sure he'd caught it. "I want to say

one thing...but it comes out as something mean." He sighed.

Looking down at the wet fox, though, Sasuke could not help but smirk at the

sight it made, "Do you think your clean enough?" he asked the small

creature, completely switching the topic for no reason whatsoever...well no

reason that Naruto could understand, he was getting to the juicy stuff there!

...Most of it actually disturbed Naruto now that he thought of it, but

still...Naruto was very confused now...

Getting no answer from the fox, Sasuke stood up and took the animal into

his arms. Naruto felt himself blush more as he was pressed against Sasuke's

bare chest while the dark haired ninja stepped out of the bath and pulled a

towel around himself. Sasuke sat down on a little bench in the room and

covered Naruto with another towel, carefully scrubbing his fur dry. He bent

forward and sniffed. "Well at least you don't smell like soup now." He

smirked.

If Naruto could have 'harrumphed' he would have, who would want to smell like

strawberries anyway? But it was kinda funny knowing that Sasuke used

strawberry shampoo and not something else. As Sasuke dried his fur Naruto

was trying to resist the urge to shake himself dry...oh forget resistance.

Sasuke had to turn his head away when a spray of water soaked him.

Sasuke actually chuckled once he'd wiped his face clean of the water from the

fox's hair and he couldn't resist grabbing the fox and giving it a rigorous

scratching behind the ears. He couldn't help but wonder as the fox made

that purring sound and nuzzled at his hand if Naruto would let him keep it

when he got home...it was nice to have something to talk to other than walls

and dark empty rooms.

But Naruto probably wouldn't let him...after all, Naruto was alone too, he

might have gotten the animal for just the same reason. But it seemed kind

of odd to Sasuke... Naruto would have mentioned that he had a fox...at the

very least to Sakura if only to get her to come over and see it. Sasuke

really wished he could get his head around what he was feeling, it was

frustrating and annoying to say the least.

Sasuke sighed and stood up again, carrying Naruto the fox to the door, and

placing him down on the hallway. The fox looked up at him as if confused

and although Sasuke knew it could not understand him, he knelt down and

rubbed it's head anyway. "I'm just going to have a shower, I won't be

long." He told the fox, then turned around and went back in.

Naruto stared at the door, hardly believing his luck. He had complete run

of the house while Sasuke was in the shower...and he wouldn't even be angry

if he found him with his nose in something, he'd just think it was the

curiosity of the fox...maybe he could find some clues to Sasuke's odd

behavior!

Dashing down the hallway, Naruto slipped on the hardwood floor...never run

with wet paws...he was lucky that the stairs he had been heading for went up

instead of down...otherwise Naruto knew he would have been in for a world of

hurt. Taking a bit more care this time, Naruto climbed the stairs to

Sasuke's room...there had to be more there than what he'd found

before...besides, Naruto had no clue where else to look.

He sniffed around the room first, but there wasn't so much as a dust

bunny on the pale wood floor. He tried to open the drawers in Sasuke's desk ,

but his paws could not reach, nor did he have the strength to pull on them

even if he could. At last he sniffed his way under the dark recesses of

Sasuke's bed.

It was dark down there, but Naruto was once again thankful for the excellent

night vision he now possessed...it never really occurred to him that he

should be trying to change back into his human form instead of spying on

Sasuke. There wasn't much under Sasuke's bed...a shoe box...and a

book...ohhh so interesting...Naruto thought with sarcasm.

He sighed and sat on his haunches, staring at the book and the shoe box for

a moment. Somehow it was reassuring to know that Sasuke left things under

his bed too...although maybe he put these under here for a reason...

With new found curiosity about the objects, he approached the book and

nudged it with his nose.

Although it was dark under the bed...really, really dark, Naruto did not

have much difficulty distinguishing the black letters from the white paper.

And what he read on the very first page nearly made his heart stop...or,

to be more precise, caused him to fall over in hysterical laughter, "Journal

of Uchiha Sasuke." Naruto could hardly believe it! Sasuke had a diary too!

He fell to the floor in hysterics and rolled a little, laughing in his head

since foxes don't really have the capacity to laugh outright, and bumped

into something. Blinking, he looked up from his back so see that he'd

knocked the lid off the shoe box. Flipping himself right-side up he stood on

his hind paws and peered over the edge of the shoebox...it was full of

pictures and other little things.

But from the way he was leaning against the box, the contents soon found a

new home on the floor. Naruto nearly had a heart attack when the box tipped

over and dumped the photos and everything on top of him. He really, really

hoped Sasuke had his head under the water at that point in time...Sasuke

might have some other hidden blood line...like super ears or something...

He lay there for a moment, buried in photos, listening for signs that

Sasuke had heard him and was coming to see what was going on. But the room

was silent as a tomb...He shuddered a little at the creepy silence and

pulled himself out from under the pile of photos, shaking the dust out of

his still damp fur, then turned around to see what goodies he'd found...and

his heart nearly stopped again, but for a different reason this time.

Naruto found himself emitting a cooing sound as he looked down at the 3

year old Sasuke's face, mouth, and hands covered in what must have been cake

as he smiled bashfully at the camera. That had to be one of the most

adorable kids Naruto had ever seen! What had happened to him? Sure Sasuke

was sexy but h- wait...sexy?

Naruto recoiled in horror. 'SEXY?!' He screamed in his mind. 'WHAT the

HELL is wrong with me...Sasuke is not sexy, he's not, he's not, he's not,

he's....' His mind reeled with images of Sasuke's slim, naked body which was

so sex....NOT sexy! NOT!!! He cast around desperately for something else

to occupy his mind.

As Naruto ran his head against the floor, trying to get those thoughts out

of his mind, he looked up and saw another picture of Sasuke before

him...Thank god it was not a Sexy Sasuke picture...'Sasuke is not Sexy!

Anyway back to distracting yourself! Picture in front of nose! What's

That!?'

Naruto blinked in surprise when he saw Sasuke again...go figure, but this

time he was accompanied by an older man...well maybe not a man yet, but a

teen at most.

He squinted at the picture...the other guy looked so much like Sasuke it

was scary...mostly the only difference was the long hair tied in a pony tail

and the strange lines on the teenager's face. The older one seemed a little

annoyed about something but Sasuke was holding onto his hand and looking

like everything was good in the world.

Naruto blinked and looked down at the picture which only seemed to

re-iterate the fact that Sasuke was too adorable when he smiled...why the

heck didn't that guy smile very often anymore? Was it like some kind of

weird ninja rule that he'd found somewhere that said good ninjas never

smiled?

Naruto suddenly got an idea...whether it was a good one or not was

debatable, but he figured it could help to keep his mind off Sasuke's sexy

body.....'NOT SEXY BODY, he is NOT sexy!!!!' .....he twitched. Anyway, his

plan was to do everything in his power to make Sasuke smile...a real smile,

not those smirks or evil grins he usually had on his face, but first he had

to figure out HOW to make him smile...he approached the diary with an evil

fox grin.

This was going to be a challenge he knew, BUT he was not going to let the

challenge go unanswered...okay so there was no challenge, but Naruto was

getting bored with only getting an annoyed response form Sasuke while he was

himself...after all Sasuke was not the unfeeling thing he had made himself

appear to be...yeah except he wasn't going to be able to tell anyone about

his accomplishment...oh well.

He placed a paw on the front page of the diary and drug it across,

revealing a random page of writing in very neat and accurately written

characters. He practically pressed his nose to the paper as he began to

read.

'June 14th- Weather: sunny.........We were assigned another stupid

pointless mission today. That damned Kakashi guy never shows up on time and

then I have to listen to those two baka yell at him...I think I'm going

deaf. I can tell Naruto's becoming more and more annoyed with our lack of

progress and I can't blame him...'

"There you are!" Sasuke's voice said from outside the bed and Naruto

thought his heart must have stopped altogether this time...he was caught

with his nose in Sasuke's diary! And he'd spilled the pictures everywhere!

Naruto looked up at Sasuke who was wearing a bathrobe...thank god, as he

stood in the doorway with a mildly surprised expression on his face. Backing

away, he whined as he put his ears down and his tail between his legs.

Naruto really hoped Sasuke wasn't one for beating animals when they got into

his stuff.

But Sasuke just sighed and bent down, ignoring the diary, and the pictures

that were scattered along the floor as he picked up the small fox, "Look at

you," he said and took the towel that was around his neck off, wiping the

dust off of Naruto's still damp fur.

Naruto blinked as Sasuke all but tenderly wiped his fur with the towel. He

should have been past being shocked by things but...since when was Sasuke

such a NICE guy anyway? He certainly didn't act that way to him...

Sasuke put Naruto back down on the floor and reached under the bed to pull

the shoebox and the spilled pictures out. "You get into everything, don't

you?" He asked quietly, putting pictures into small piles and putting them

away again.

Naruto watched as Sasuke began putting away the pictures, did Sasuke

look...sad again? What was with this guy? Wasn't he supposed to be cold and

not have emotions? But of course Naruto was just supposed to be a little

mindless fox, right? So maybe Sasuke was an animal person, not a people

person.

Before Sasuke could put the rest of the pictures away, Naruto reached

forwards and carefully picked up the picture of Sasuke and that...Sasuke's

almost clone person...

He made a questioning noise and tilted his head with the picture held

gently in his mouth. Sasuke's eyes softened and he took the picture from

Naruto and looked at it for a moment. "That's...my brother Itachi." He told

the fox, running a hand along the picture, a mixture of sadness and anger in

his face. Naruto blinked. Sasuke had a brother? Since when?

"He's the man I have to kill..." Sasuke sighed and put it back with the

others.

Naruto's ears perked up, he knew Sasuke wanted to kill a man before this...

but his brother? Actually…hadn't Sasuke mentioned something about that on

that bridge thing...what was that again? He had a hard time remembering

Sasuke's exact words...hey the guy was dying at the time and the only thing

going though Naruto's head right then was...well never mind what it was!

That was nobody's business but his and the bright orange diary...which was

now in Iruka's hands, DAMN!

Sasuke glanced over at the fox and his sad expression turned into an almost

smile when he found it looked kind of like it was scowling at something. He

looked back at the pictures...he'd hid them in the shoebox under his bed to

keep them close to him, but he realized he never really looked at them. He

got up to pull on his pj's (While Naruto tried desperately to stare at the

floor and NOT at Sasuke's body), then picked up the box and the fox (lol I

rhymed), and sat cross legged on the bed.

Looking back down, Sasuke noticed his diary lying open on the floor, and

with a sigh, reached down and picked it up. Looking at the small fox who

stood staring at him, Sasuke shook his head and sighed again, "Knowing you,

you'd probably try and eat the pages instead of reading them." He told the

animal before getting up and putting it on his book shelf high up.

Naruto stared in silent horror as his best chance at getting the goods on

Sasuke was placed high up where he, in this cursed fox form, could not

possibly reach it. 'Damn that Sasuke!!' He cried angrily in his mind and

hunched over, pouting. He had apparently disregarded the fact that he felt

mortified and frightened that Iruka had HIS diary and could read the secrets

inside...

Turning back to see the dejected fox sitting on his bed, Sasuke reached

over and scratched the creature behind the ears. Although that seemed to

perk him up just a little, the animal still looked depressed about

something. Drawing the little fox closer so that he was now sitting on

Sasuke's lap, the dark haired boy turned him around so he was facing away

from Sasuke.

Naruto was confused, 'What the hell?' he asked mentally and was just about

to leap out of Sasuke's arms…he did not want to be cuddled at this point in

time, he wanted juicy info! But when Sasuke brought the stack of pictures

just below his snout, all thoughts of escaping vanished.

Naruto eagerly wagged his tail as Sasuke reached into the box and shifted

around looking for a picture. This was more like it! Sasuke was

voluntarily going to tell him things about the mysterious people in the

picture...he should have turned into a fox YEARS ago...

His thoughts were interrupted when Sasuke pulled out a picture of two older

people, a man and a woman, holding a small dark haired baby in their arms.

Naruto thought that the woman looked an awful lot like Sasuke....

Sasuke pointed to the woman holding the baby, "That's mother and me..." he

told the fox then pointed to the eldest man, "And that's father...they've been

gone for a long time now..." Although this was really nothing new to

Naruto, he had to wonder at his teammates mental health...come on, the guy

was talking to a fox for one thing...and pointing out his dead parents to

it? Who in their right mind would do that? But anyway who was the guy in

the corner there? Had to be some kind of relative...looks like his

brother...'Okay crazy Sasuke, tell me it's your brother...' But Sasuke did

not say anything more about the picture, only replaced it with another one.

Naruto listened as picture after picture was shown to him...aunts, uncles,

grandparents, cousins, and he accompanied most of them with stories...Naruto

had no idea that Sasuke had such a large family...and yet he lived alone in

this huge mansion. Naruto knew something must have happened to them all,

but he'd never been able to ask his dark haired teammate about it...not

that Sasuke would have answered anyway...

At long last Sasuke turned to a picture of him and his almost clone...the

guy had to be his older brother, no question about it. Sasuke looked about

8 while his older brother looked...well, older, almost an adult at

least...Naruto could feel the tension in Sasuke's body as they looked at the

picture. He could not fathom what was wrong, they both looked happy...well

Sasuke did, the older guy was looking annoyed. Without warning though,

Sasuke took the picture in his hands and tore it in half!

Naruto stared, struck dumb as Sasuke continued to rip the half of the

picture that held his brother. Small squares of paper floated down to land

on the floor, but Sasuke didn't stop until it had been completely destroyed.

Naruto looked up and saw Sasuke had tears in his eyes again...but they

were angry tears this time.

With the picture in shreds on the floor and bed, Naruto whined at Sasuke,

whose eyes were squeezed shut as if trying to prevent the tears form coming.

Not getting a response from the distraught Sasuke, he whined again and put

his paws up on Sasuke's chest. All of Naruto's evil schemes seemed to fly

out the window as he watched his arch-rival, his nemesis, break down into

bitter tears.

Naruto didn't know what to do...if he'd been human he would probably have

smacked him and called him a wimp...but if he was himself he was sure Sasuke

would never let his weak side show...it scared Naruto that behind that stone

cold mask there was hidden a Sasuke which held so much pain...

He didn't want to see Sasuke cry anymore...it hurt to watch it. Somewhere

in the back of his mind he wished he was back to normal so he could hold him

and tell him not to cry...but that was ridiculous and he was a fox so he

just tried to nuzzle Sasuke to take his mind off the pain.

Sasuke sniffed and tried to blink the tears away as the small fox nuzzled

his cheek, it was almost like the animal was attempting to give him a hug

and tell him not to cry anymore. Wiping his tear-stained cheeks, Sasuke

wrapped his arms around the fox's middle and buried his face into the orange

fur for the second time that day.

The fox snuggled closer and made a soothing cooing sound, and Sasuke took a

deep breath, breathing in the smell of his strawberry shampoo in the now dry

fur, and opened his eyes. He looked down at the scattered remains of the

picture on the floor but with the animal there to comfort him...suddenly it

didn't feel quite so painful anymore.

Sighing, Sasuke got off the bed and cleaned up the mess on the floor,

crying never helped anything, it never brought his parents back, it didn't

ease the pain in his heart. Finally having finished picking up the

scattered remains and depositing them into the garbage, Sasuke sat back

down on his bed, only to have the little fox jump into his lap and coo at

him.

He smiled and reached out to pet the animal's head. It cooed and curled up

comfortably in his lap, allowing him to stroke it's fur quietly. It was

kind of amazing how it seemed to understand what he was feeling...

He glanced back over at the box and the corner of a picture caught his eye.

Naruto hoped he wasn't going to bring out another picture of his brother

to destroy...Sasuke had just stopped crying he didn't want to have to go

through that again, but instead Sasuke pulled out the picture of his team.

Naruto's eyes widened a little...he didn't even think Sasuke had kept his

copy...

But there it was, the four of them smiling...well not smiling,

really...Sakura was and probably their sensei, but both Sasuke and himself

were glaring at each other...well Sasuke looked more annoyed to be standing

in front of the camera with Kakashi's hand on his head while Naruto himself

was just glaring at Sasuke. Naruto really hoped Sasuke wasn't going to have

a fit and tear that picture up as well...

Sasuke's lip twitched into a smile...or was it a smirk? "Look at him..."

He said, jabbing a finger into the photo Naruto's chest. "He's always so

annoyed with me..." He chuckled a little. "You know when I first got

assigned to this team I thought I would hate it." He said for no apparent

reason.

'Yeah like that's changed.' Naruto harrumphed in his mind. Sasuke seemed to

do everything in his power to make Naruto's life that much more unbearable.

Sasuke sighed and shook his head, "I-I don't know what's wrong with me..."

he muttered, catching Naruto's attention again, "I don't mean to piss

him off...but he's so..." Naruto waited, and waited, and waited....'Come

on, Sasuke, what the hell am I that makes you want to piss me off?' Naruto

demanded in his head. He could feel Sasuke's face heat up behind him,

curious, Naruto turned and looked only to see something he thought he would

never see, SASUKE WAS BLUSHING!

TBC…

Gasp! Who would have thought that Sasuke would blush? What is the world

coming to?