Riku has no idea where she went with this. AT ALL.
It doesn't make sense.. even to her.
...and she finally did get sleep. AND met Demon Thing on Deviantart. :3
Edward was drunk.
Drunk as a skunk.
Actually... Ed could have been drunker then a skunk.
And it was all Roy's fault.
See, for Ed's 21st birthday and Roy's 23rd(1) half birthday, Roy had taken Ed drinking. Well, he was curious to see what type of drunk Ed was. (aren't we all?)
After all, Roy had seen the six basic drunks -
the crazy drunks, who ran around naked partying, stripping, like a Girls Gone Wild.(2)(his personal favourite)
The serious drunks, who cried over their drinks about long-lost friends and heartbreaks, or terrible memories (Roy was, of course, the type of drunk that sat, lost in memories.)
The perverted drunk who would hit on you untill you left, (Roy didn't enjoy those too much.)
The sober drunks -- they were drunk, but didn't act it except for the laughter,
The kind of people that didn't get drunk (also a least favourite, they were boring), and
The hyperdrunk, who'd dance against anything, do almostanthing, and acted.. well.. drunk.
And Ed was on his fourth drink. Not bad, for a just-legal kid.
But nobody knew what type of drunk Ed was (and there were bets circulating on this, as well), because... well... Ed wasn't drunk.
Roy downed three beers in about ten minutes, and Ed just slowly drank his Coke & Rum
Finally, Edward had stood up.
"Ed?" Roy had said, still half-lost in ishbalan memories, and fully came out of dreamland
when his ear was licked.
Roy was astounded -- Edward wasn't any of the basic six!
He'd pegged Ed to be a crazy Drunk, or a hyper drunk.
It then dawned on him when he noticed Edward's pants.
Edward was a horny drunk.
D'oh. Betchya never saw that one coming. x.x;