Hello and many greetings, welcome to another one of my stories! I got this idea when I saw the title ZOAH'S DATING GAME. Of course, I have no idea who Zoah is, nor have I read the story, but it was enough for this death trap to be born. So sit back, relax, and prepare for your demise.

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Eggman's Dating Show

"Hello and welcome to Eggman's Dating Show! The show were your favorite Sonic characters…Well…Umm…date I guess, I haven't realty fully thought out the idea…" said Eggman as he looked down and scratched his head. "Today, we have Sonic!" yelled Eggman as he lifted a heart shaped wall (Tacky) and reveled Sonic tied to some stupid heart shaped chair.

"Why am I here?" asked Sonic as he tried fold his arms in grief.

"Cause, I finally caught you and now you're here!" answered Eggman as he taunted him by doing things which would haunt many of his future dreams.

"Wait…So you finally get me- after about 15 years (I think that's how long Sonic games have been around.) - and use me for A DATING SHOW?" roared Sonic in rage as he tried to break free from the chair.

"And now, for the four-" suddenly one of his robots came up and whispered into his ear. "Three contestants will try to win the love of Sonic the Hedgehog!" said Eggman as he got an applause. "Now to meet our contestants!"

'Of great, one will probably be Amy, the next one will be Tails, and the last one of Eggman's evilly gay lackeys.' Sonic shivered at the thought of one of Eggman's robots hitting on him.

"Ch-" Eggman has suddenly stopped by one of his robots again, after the robot left he continued. "Oops, I forgot, their suppose to be secret."

"This is bull-" started Sonic only to be interrupted by Eggman.

"The first question: Sonic, do you like apples or tans?" asked Eggman as he held out the question card.

"What does that have to do with anything?" growled Sonic as he was moving restlessly around the seat.

"What does it have to do? What does it have to do?" exploded Eggman scaring everyone in ten feet of him. "Why the hell should I know? Just answer it!" boomed Eggman, flailing him arms about.

Sonic was scared into submission, he sat in his seat with drool flowing down his mouth, seemingly lifeless.

"Wake the hell up!" screeched Eggman, getting no response, he took out piece broccoli, and Sonic woke up.

"Wow, it looks as if I've been scared out of submission." said Sonic with a nervous look on his face.

"I have my eye on you!" said Eggman as he threw a robotic eye onto Sonic. He took a look at it and threw up all over the floor, but didn't pass out. "We'll be back after this short commercial break!" said Eggman happily as he waved his hand to the camera.

Will Sonic ever be at peace? Will someone have their dreams come true? And most importantly, will Eggman ever remember his lines? Find out next time!

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I hope you liked that story boys and girls, next time good old uncle EvilKingStan will tell you about- What? Wrong story? Oh yeah…Review! I'm sorry for a somewhat short chapter!