THERE'S GONNA BE AN ACCIDENT

Final Fantasy VII SQUARE-ENIX. Well, seems like I was finally able to end this fic so maybe uploading it will be faster., I just need to carefully check the chapters proper grammar…which I hope it's good since I've had no complains so far U Still I wish to improve my description methods but man, it's freaking hard. Thanks for the attention as always.

She turned to gaze at the sun shining on her face and got up.

"Man…this bed is breaking my back" she almost fell, she forgot the bed's height.

"Great…I'm just loving this place!" she opened the door to the living room.

"Vinceeeee!" she called out but he wasn't there.

"Where the hell did he go! Living me alone like this, darn bastard!"

Toc-toc.

"Vince?" she ran to open.

A woman appeared before her and she looked rather bothered by her night blouse.

"Oops…sorry…just got up!"

"That I see! Holy planet dear girl, it's almost lunch time. Haven't you prepared your husbands meal yet?"

"Lunch time?" just how long had she been sleeping.

"Where's Vincent?"

"You dare ask? Mr. Valentine is at work dear. Now go dress yourself quick."

She looked like she was around her age but acted like she was over her sixties or something but at least she had the occasion to talk to someone else.

XX

"I'm so glad I can talk to someone!"

"Well, Mr.Wotton kindly asked my husband to attend you in your first day's duties. So I'll teach you the proper ways of a good wife."

"Couldn't they just mind their own business? Damn!"

First of all since you didn't wake up early you had no chance to take the daily supplies so I've brought mine. Now let's start cooking."

The lady helped her cook in that hideous prehistoric kitchen.

Toc-toc.

"I suppose that is your husband dear, but why doesn't he just come in?"

"Maybe he thinks that's polite?" she moved to open the door.

"Vinny!" she yelled and the lady just looked bewildered.

"Hi" he waved to the lady at her back "Can you speak if I ask you to?"

"I'll make a special exception since my husband isn't here" she bowed "My name is Kathrina Blushy".

Tifa pulled him to sit "Lunch time!"

"Ah…thanks."

"Well, if you'll excuse me I have to attend my husband as well. Mrs. Lockhart, please remember to attend your husband at dinner and breakfast from now on, and you will also consider cleaning around a bit."

"Sure" she smiled stupidly and waved.

The girl left.

"Screw yourself!" she pulled her tongue.

"Those clothes have a bad effect on you."

"How so?"

"You were so much feminine wearing the skirt."

She giggled and pulled her dress up and Vincent blinked nervously.

"I have my skirt below!"

"Oh brother…"

XX

After lunch he aimed to the book shelf. He started to browse the books…there were only kitchen book and some that catalogued the various plants and flowers.

"Bored huh?"

"Indeed."

"So what's your job about?"

He sat on the couch.

"I have to help them with the farm. Plant stuff and take care of the animals. Supposedly some days I'll be working all day."

"Poor Vinny!" she added picking a mocking tone every time more often.

"You better prepare food for us at least."

"Don't worry, I'm a better cook than I look"

"Your looks usually kill so…"

She shoved a pillow on his head.

"Jerk!"

"I wonder how Cid is doing".

"Can we go seem him!"

"The Professor said he'd come to us right away when he'll wake up. Let's be patient."

"I'm bored…!" she grabbed his neck pretending to choke him.

"Well, you could clean around a bit…"

"Humph! You're boring too!"

Vincent had the idea living with her wasn't going to be easy at all.

End of the chapter, please review.