Chapter 2: Rose McGowan
Voice: Know your stars….Know your stars….Know your stars….Rose McGowan…She's a man…a big, stro-ng man!
Rose: (Sitting in the chair) What's with all the gay jokes lately? Do I look like a guy to you?
Voice: Rose McGowan…she looks like a guy to you.Rose: Why the hell am I even here? I got some memo saying they wanted me to do a spread for People.
Voice: Rose McGowan…she likes to kill people and spread them on crackers.
Rose: O-K that's fucking disgusting! The day I eat another person is the day that I die!
Voice: Rose McGowan…is a flesh eating, cracker-spreading, gay zombie… And she smells too!Rose: (looking around) Wait a minute! Alyssa told me about you! You're the jerk who said all those evil (yet true) things about her!
Voice: Rose McGowan…is so uninteresting…I want to kill myself.Rose: Where the hell are you? Show yourself! (She gets up and starts to spin around.) What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for! (Still spinning) What are you—(She spins and crashes into the camera, knocking it over and falling down.)
Voice: Rose McGow…hey where'd ya go? I didn't even get to make fun of your mustache or your lack color coordination and style!
(Many hours later…Rose sits up and looks around.)
Rose: Wha? What the hell happened? (loud snoring is heard)
(The voice guy wakes up)
Voice: Rose McGowan…looks like hell. Ha! Yes! In yo face, sucka!(Rose gets up and starts to leave…)
Rose: (muttering) That is the last time I listen to my agent.
Voice: Rose McGowan…is a slut…she has a rubber butt…and when she walks around…it goes putt-putt!Rose: Screw you guys, I'm goin home.
Voice: Rose McGowan…likes to screw guys…wait, that's not bad! Noooo!Next time…Shannen Doherty…that says it all…
Yea, that was weird…but Rose was damn near impossible to do. But Shannen and them are gonna be easier!
Nicole/shannenΩ