Voice: Know your stars…Know your Stars…Know your--Wait a minute, does Shannen Doherty even count as a star? I mean, she hasn't done anything in like 3 years.
Producer: Uh, yea…she is.
Voice: Eh, all right, if you say so... Shannen Doherty…She's Satan in heels.
Shannen: Wha? No I'm not! I'm Southern Baptist! I love and worship our Lord!
Voice: Shannen Doherty…Loves to worship the Dark Lord and baptize Southerners in his name.
Shannen: What the hell are you talking about? That's a horrible thing to say! You are a horrible person!
Voice: Shannen Doherty… Likes to talk about hell and is a terrible person.
Shannen: You don't know me!
Voice: You're right. And I don't want to…Shannen Doherty…The reason one of her eyes is crooked is because it's trying to escape. Freak.
Shannen: Na ah! It's like that because…well, I'm not sure. And I'm not a freak! Ask any of the people on my site. I'm like a god to those people!"
Voice: Suuurre and I'm Holly Marie Combs.
Shannen: Holly? Why would you say such mean things? I sang at your wedding!
Voice: Oy, Shannen Doherty…is worse than Rose McGowan.
Shannen: Hey now! I'm a hell of a lot better than that mustache havin-Marilyn Manson lovin-show stealin-bimbo!
Voice: Shannen Doherty…she's all of those things…and more.
Shannen: Why am I even still here? I need a job, but not that badly.
Voice: Shannen Doherty…Can't hold down a job for her pathetic life.
Shannen: Okay, I'm outta here. I want my check in the mail, bitches. (She gets up and leaves.)
Voice: Shannen Doherty…Likes checkin the mail…bitches.
TBC…
Next Week…Kaley Cuoco…and maybe a song or two! Not…
Uh huh…
Nicole/Shannen