A:N/ lots of love to everyone who reviewed…Glad you all liked it and no one sniped at me. Hopefully sooner or later everyone will learn that it's called Fiction…and fiction means 'not-real'…anyway, thanks.
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Brian Krause-Voice: Know your stars…Know your stars…Know your stars…Brian Krause, he got kicked off the only solid gig he's ever had to be replaced by Kaley Crackhead. Now he sits in his mom's basement all day playing guitar and smoking pot.
Brian: (sitting in the 'chair'.) How do you know what I do during the day? Uh, I-I mean…that's not true! I spent time with my little boy. I force him to go to TV auditions in hopes that I will someday be able to live vicariously through him!
Voice: .…Brian Krause…he's making this way too easy for me.
Brian: Wha? I resent that! I am not easy! I don't care what Drew says. Or Eric…or Belthazar Getty…or Nick…or…
Voice: (he's gotten bored so his mind is drifting off) I wonder what I would look like with a mustache? I bet I'd look gooood…Ugh, what the hell is he talking about? I need to get a different job…this thing is just degrading. Maybe I'll find out what Shannen's up to next and replace her in that. I just hope it's nothing with the Oxygen Channel. Ugh, Lifetime wannabes.
Brian: …Even that guy who played Drake…and don't even listen to a word that bitch Brad says, he's crazy…
Voice: Brian Krause…he's sluttier than Alyssa Milano. And that's saying something.
Brian: I'm not sluttier than Alyssa! Her and that Cooter Tat of hers have seen more beds than I have in a whole year!
Voice: So…what you're saying is; you never get laid? So you're a loser?
Brian: No! That's not what I said at all dammit! I just simply said---
Voice: Brian Krause…he hasn't had sex in months…cuz he's a loooser. Hahaha.
Brian: (Tearing up) Now, that's a lie and you know it! We had sex before this interview!
Voice: Uh…that wasn't me…it was my—uh--stunt double—yea.
Brian: (officially crying) You're lying! (he gets up and starts running out but stops) I have crabs ya know. (he runs out)
Voice: (scratches) Uh oh.
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Next Week….A whole lotta cleansing…and whoever you guys think I should do next…I need some brain bleach now, excuse me…-shudder-
Sorry, I knew this was short, but I just wanted to get it updated.
-Nicole-