Things We Want to Do when Naruto says, 'Believe it!'
10- Say Kiba's going to become the Rokudaime in five minutes if he doesn't get his assdown to the Kage tower
9- Sew his mouth together
8- Threaten to get rid of all the ramen in his home AND Konoha
7- Lock him in the same room with Lee (Only when Lee's on a ranting about 'youth' for hours)
6- Put super glue on his lips and force him to kiss Sasuke (Let them stay like that even if they kill each other! It's entertaining and funny!)
5- Lock him in the same room as Orochimaru for more than ten weeks
4- Lock him in the same room as vicious RABID squirrels
3- Hit him over the head
2- Shoot him and watch him die yelling for help
1- Threaten to destroy ALL of the ramen in the world!
If nobody has any requests for the next chapter it's gonna be about when Lee rants about 'Youth' and all of that.