Kurama was packing his stuff before he left to go off to college. Once he was done, he made his way downstairs to the kitchen, where he could smell his mother's great cooking.
"Well, mother, I'm leaving," Shuuichi said, grabbing the keys to his new Corvette.
"Don't you want a bite to eat befor you leave, Shuuichi?" his mother asked him.
"No thank you, kaasan."
As Kurama left, his mother told him, "Don't forget, Shuuichi! Clean up after yourself... and don't use all you money in such a short period of time, especially what happened after that Yusuke got four speeding tickets in less than a week!"
Kurama assured his mother that he understood what she had said.
Once Kurama got outside, he saw Hiei sitting on top of the Corvette.
"Took you long enough, Kurama," Hiei replied, as he got down from the car. " Don't you realize how hot it is out here?"
"I'm sorry, Hiei," Kurama apologized, getting into the car.
Kurama started driving away. It took a couple of hours to get to the college. On the way there, Kurama stopped by a gas station. While they were waiting for the gas to fill up, Hiei was looking through Kurama's bags.
Then, he found an empty duffel bag.
"Um, Kurama?" Hiei said, a bit worried. "Why do you have an empty bag back here? And why are there holes(1)?"
Kurama purposely ignored hiim by taking his cell phone out(2) and pretending to call his mother.
"Uh, hello, kaasan," Kurama said.
"You talkin' to yourself?" Hiei teased him. "I know you heard me, fox. Now answer my question."
Kurama got in the car and started it. "You'll find out."
Later, after arriving at the school, Hiei found himself in that same duffel bag. "I guess this could be a good excuse for my death... suffocation," Hiei replied, emotionlessly.
"Just stay quiet," Kurama said, zipping up the bag. "At least there are holes for you to breath through."
Kurama started walking to the apartments, sitting next to the school.
"Here's another excuse... I'll go blind," Hiei added.
Kurama told him to be quiet as a tried to sneak past a group of girls. They spotted him, and stopped him by greeting him while there was giggling in the background.
"You better not, fox," Hiei said.
Kurama kicked the bag Hiei was in. The girls wondered why he did that, and asked him why.
"It means he needs to go to the wash room(3)," Hiei joked. "Run, fox, run!"
"Uh... that's probably my friend calling me. He likes to joke a lot," Shuuichi tried to explain.
The girls laughed. "And why'd he call you fox?" one asked.
"He likes to play dress up with his mother," Hiei answered them. "He'll always be the fox."
Shuuichi turned red. He cleared his throat and said, "Well, I better get going." He started walking away.
Kurama found his room and once he got inside, he glared at Hiei.
"What?" Hiei said, shrugging. "The least you could've done was pack some chips in there and I'd be just fine."
"Then how would I explain the crunching?"
"Just say it's your... monkey! Yeah, who's reminding you to... call your mother."
"Yes. Now, I have a monkey munching on chips inside this bag, who's reminding me to call my mom.
That's a really dumb explanation, Hiei."
"It's only a thought..."
(1) He used a spork! How obvious- sarcasm.
(2) It's not one of those huge ones.
(3) Or as you would know: bathroom. Canadians call it that, and so does my friend, but she's not from Canada and neither am I. Just aZns.
A/N: This is kind of a pointless story... kinda like Napoleon Dynamite, but that was a good movie!