Disclaimer: I do not own any merchandise from Yoshihiro Togashi whatsoever. I'm telling you the whole truth,
and nothing, but the truth...

A/N: It's been a while... so, the rest of these crazy events are based on the stupid-funny things I've done with my friends. Hey, Shiruba Fokkusu, you should recognize these.


Yusuke, Kuwabara, Shuuichi, and Hiei, were all on their way to a nearby Starbucks. Yusuke and Kuwabara went in to pick up the drinks, while Shuuichi and Hiei sat in the car.

"How exactly did we get tricked into this?" Hiei asked a bit angrily.

Shuuichi just shrugged with a small grin, as Yusuke and Kuwabara walked out of the coffee store with big smiles, the drinks, a small bag.

"Hey, what's in the bag, Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked, excited.

Yusuke stuck his hand in the bag, and reached for what was inside. He pulled his hand out, and Kuwabara loudly read, "NUTTER BUTTERS! My favorite!"

The two started munching on the peanut-buttery snacks Shuuichi and Hiei sat in silence. Then, Yusuke turned around and offered some of the munchies to Shuuichi and Hiei. The red-headed one declined, and Hiei pushed Yusuke's hand away, muttering something that sounded like "idiot".

Yusuke shrugged and turned to Kuwabara. "Hey, Kuwabara, want a 'Nutter Butter'?"

The two idiots instantly started laughing.

"Oh, I get it!" Kuwabara exclaimed. "Your trying to ask me if I want another Nutter Butter!Hahaha!"

Hiei rolled his eyes and shook his head saying, "How did we end up with such pathetic goofballs?"

On the way back, Yusuke turned the radio on. A tune played lowly, and then you could hear Yusuke let out a loud gasp.

"What is it this time?" Hiei asked, not at all curious.

"It's that song!" Yusuke reached to turn the volume up. Then, you could clearly hear what song he was indeed talking about. "I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly! I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky! Nanana, nanana, lalala, and break away!"

Soon enough, you could also hear Kuwabara break into song, joining Yusuke on the next line.

Hiei looked at them with wrath in his eyes. "If they keep this up, I'll jump out of this car, and hope to get runover."

"Now, there's no need for that kind of behavior, Strawberry Shortcake!" Yusuke said, gleefully.

"Would you rather have me kill you?"

"Now, there's no need for that, my sweet friend... of mine! Okay, if we can't do that, then... I know! Kuwabara, get out 'The If Book'."

"Yessir!" Kuwabara reached under the seat, and sat up holding a book that read "The If Book".

"Start reading, my friend."

"Okay, if you were to have any pet in the world, what would it be?"

Yusuke looked at Kuwabara, and Kuwabara looked back. "You know what that would be, Kuwabara?"

"What, Urameshi?"

The two goofballs shouted at the top of their lungs: "MANATEES!"

Hiei and Shuuichi sat in the back, trying to ignore all the commotion going on in the front.

"Okay, one more question, Kuwabara."

"Right... if you were to get an autograph from any person, who would it be and where would that person sign?"

"Oooh! I know! I know! I'd get it from that guy from that really popular J-Pop band... on my forehead!"

"Ya, man! That's what I'm talkin about!" Kuwabara raised his hand so Yusuke could give him a hi-five.

Hiei sat in the back with a bored look on his face, saying to himself, "Do they ever stop?"


A/N: Well, that's it for now. How tiring is this? Well, I know this was a pointless chapter, but hey, it's enjoyable,
right? Well... I gotta stop saying well. Tata for now!