ARGH! Enough already!
A:N: Ah, so many stupid memories. Are your classmates this dumb? Unfortunately, mine were, specifically, the boys. But my lesbian friend thinks they're cool (she's so retarded...). Well, I'm one of the unlucky ones that will be stuck with most of them for another four years. Enough of this crap. Here's your enjoyment for the day!
Yusuke and Kuwabara walked down the unfamiliar hallways, people making their way through the traffic with their books.
"I'm scared, Urameshi," Kuwabara said in discouragement.
Yusuke crossed his arms, saying, "Oh, please, you baby. I was the one that was scared."
"I guess it's contageous."
The two kept walking. Then, Yusuke saw a familiar face walking towards their direction.
"Well, if it isn't Keiko," Yusuke said, teasing Keiko in his usual ways.
Keiko placed her hands on her hips, again, angered by a teasing Yusuke. "Yusuke! Do you know when to stop!"
Yusuke smiled, displaying his teeth. "Geez, don't have to be a goody-tooshoos," he commented, patting Keiko's back.
Keiko became even more angered. "I'm not a goody-tooshoos!"
"Ya, can't even sneak an ounce of pot into class..."
The annoyed Keiko crossed her arms in resentment. "I'm sure you've done it plenty of times. Besides, I wouldn't do something that dumb. My brain isn't that small."
Yusuke turned to Kuwabara. "Well, that means..." Then, he broke into the song, "She don't like, she don't like.
cocaine." (1)
"Very amusing," Keiko replied, faking a smile, then rolling her eyes as she left.
"Sorry, Miss A!" Yusuke shouted, as she walked away." The two left behind started laughing like little kids, and continued their way to their first class, according to what their schedule said.
They stopped in front of a door, which led to the first class for Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"Man, why does history have to be the first class of the day!" Kuwabara said, a bit angered.
Yusuke didn't reply, but simply opened the door to the classroom. Inside, other students had occupied themselves by taking up the seats in the back of the room. The only seats left were at the very front, closest to the teacher's desk.
"Man, the worst seats in the house," Yusuke said, as some of the other students laughed at the two who took a seat up front.
Then, the door opened, and all the students became quiet. A male voice suddenly spoke, saying, "Ladies and gentlemen. Introducing, your history teacher!"
Then, a man came dancing in, singing:
"I am really special 'cause there's only one of me.
Look at my smile I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me.
When I'm sad and only, I like to sing this song.
It cheers me up, it show's me that I won't be sad for long.
Oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breath." (2)
The man stopped singing to catch his breath. After a while of heavy inhaling and exhaling, he spoke, "Hello! I am Mr. Ugisaki, and I am your crazy, loco, history teacher (3)! Let me tell, you I love to have fun, but I can't have the class acting up. I follow the rules just like every other teacher, so, we can have fun, but don't make me send you to detention. Now, a little about myself... I love to joke around. So, that means, I like telling you guys puns."
A few students rolled their eyes, and some replying with "Oh boy...".
"Okay, now, give me a shot... got it. Uh, is anyone into art, drawing? Anybody?"
A girl sitting behind Yusuke quietly raised her hand.
The teacher noticed, and said, "Okay, young lady. I have a question for you... what did the cowboy artist say to the other cowboy artist?"
The girl shrugged.
Mr. Ugisaki made his hands look like guns, and pointed them to the class, saying, "It's a draw!" He instantly started laughing out loud, but none of the students joined him. They stared at this somewhat idiotic teacher with dull expressions. Soon, the laughing came to an end.
"Hey, you had a gun," a guy in the back of the class said dumbly. "Isn't that, like, not allowed in school."
Mr. Ugisaki held out his hand, shaping it into an L. "Oh, that's not a gun. It's an L."
Before long, the teacher stopped with joking, and went about with his business with the class, handing out textbooks, and explaining a few things.
Later, the bell for class to end, rang aloud. Most of the students got up almost all at once, heading for the door.
As Yusuke was gathering his stuff, he turned to the girl behind him. "So, you like to draw?" He looked down at her desk to see a notebook with a person well drawn with black ink.
The girl reached to close her notebook, and answering Yusuke's question. "Yes," she said, a bit shyly.
"Well, I'm Yusuke," the slick-headed boy said, sticking his hand out, offering a hand shake.
The girl looked at his hand, and back at Yusuke, taking his hand, shaking it. "I'm Kasumi."
"Oh, so you talk?"
Kasumi smiled, and walked past Yusuke, heading for the door.
Yusuke took his stuff and ran after her. "Well, hey, it's nice meeting you. You can think of me as a clown.
speaking of which, I have a joke. Why did the turtle cross the road? I'll give you a hint: take the 'f' out of 'free' and the 'f' out of 'way'."
Kasumi stood for a moment, thinking for a while. Yusuke stood in front of her, waiting for the answer.
Finally, Kasumi spoke up, saying, "But there is no 'f' in 'way'."
Yusuke got excited, and said, "Okay, listen to what you just said. What does it sound like?"
Kasumi repeated her answer in her head a few times, and then at last, realizing what it sounded like, she said,
"Oh, I get it." (4)
Yusuke smiled at her and let out a chuckle, which made Kasumi blush.
Then, a voice called out, "Yusuke Urameshi!"
Yusuke turned to see a fuming Keiko, stomping her way to Yusuke.
"What!" was all Yusuke could say, as Keiko grabbed his ear and dragged him away. Kasumi blinked, a bit puzzled about what was going on.
Keiko led Yusuke to the end of the hallway, away from where Yusuke once was.
"Is someone having a bad day?" Yusuke asked, amusingly.
Keiko just stood there frowning at him.
"Well, if your feeling bad, I can rub your tummy." (5)
"Yusuke!"
Yusuke waved his hands around, a bit stupidly. "What?"
Keiko turned and stomped away, rolling her eyes.
"What'd I do?" Yusuke tried shouting to her. But Keiko just ignored. "Geez, what's wrong with her... oh well..."
(1) It's a song by... I forgot (is it Eric Clapton?), but anyways, the title of the song is "Cocaine". Good song.
(2)This song is by Liam Lynch. It is called "Happy". It's only about a minute long, but I find it funny. I couldn't put all the lyrics in because... well, it wasn't really necessary.
(3) I actually had a crazy history teacher too. He also made puns (puns that no one laughed at) and is the size of a leprechaun... that's exaggerating a bit, but he is pretty short.
(4) My friend told me this joke. If you don't get it, it sounds like "there is no f-ing way". Get it now? If not, ponder for a bit...
(5) This event actually happened to me. We were on a class trip, and one day, I wasn't feeling to well. So at dinner, I didn't eat anything, and this guy from my class, sitting next to me, said that to me. I couldn't really get mad cause I didn't really have the energy to.
A:N: Well, that's it for now. I didn't mean to put in an OC, but I couldn't think of any other way to put in "the turtle joke". Anyway, hoped you enjoyed. TTFN! R&R!