A:N: Kon'nichiwa, minna-san! I know it's been a while since I've updated (trash me if you'd like), but summer's been sorta crazy, but fun! The sad part is: it is about to end (sighs). I think summer went by a little too fast. I hope I can find someone who likes anime when school starts. That's the only thing I'm thinking about right now (at least when it comes to that). Well, for all you World Cup fans, the women's World Cup is going to be held next year in China. Can't wait! Well, here's more intelligence (and idiocy!).
After a few more boring classes in the morning, Yusuke made his way to the lunchroom. He saw Shuuichi taking a seat across from Kuwabara and Keiko making her way towards them. Yusuke walked over to the group.
"Hey, Kuwabara, I saw a few soda machines on my way here. I'll be back, 'kay?" Yusuke said, setting his lunch on the table and making his leave.
"Urameshi! Get me something too!" Kuwabara shouted back to him, and letting a few morsels of food shoot out of his mouth, landing on Shuuichi's face.
"Kuwabara," Shuuichi growled at Kuwabara, wiping the soggy chunks of food off his face. "Didn't your mother ever tell you to-"
"Oh, no you don't! You're coming with me!" Yusuke exclaimed, interrupting Shuuichi's sentence. He grabbed Kuwabara by the collar and dragged him away.
Shuuichi sighed, and went back to eating his lunch.
Kuwabara and Yusuke walked down a small hallway. They eventually reached a soda machine with a snack machine standing right next to it. There was a sign next to the machines that read: "Students not allowed to buy snacks/sodas during any time of the day."
"That's a bunch of bull," Yusuke replied. He took out some quarters and started inserting them into the machine.
"Wait, Urameshi!" Kuwabara exclaimed. "Didn't you read the sign? We can't do that!"
"Please, Kuwabara. You're starting to sound like Keiko."
Then, footsteps echoed the hallways. The sound steadily became louder.
Kuwabara froze and stood there shocked while Yusuke continued by pressing the numbers to buy his soda. Whenever, Yusuke would press a button, it would make a loud beeping sound.
"Urameshi, shouldn't we go? We shouldn't be here," Kuwabara suggested.
The footsteps moved even faster, and became even louder.
"Just wait, K-" Yusuke looked to where Kuwabara had stood, but he was already gone. He looked around the corner and there was Kuwabara at the end of the hall, heading towards the lunchroom. "What an idiot..."
He turned to resume buying his soda, but there in front of him stood the biggest man on campus... the head of the school.
"Oh, Muku-sama," Yusuke replied, smiling idiotically. "I... heh, was just..."
"So," this Muku-sama started, "already causing trouble, mister... what's your name?"
"Yusuke Urameshi."
"Mister Urameshi. Hmph. Didn't you learn to read in preschool?" he asked, pointing to the sign.
Yusuke frowned.
"I'll leave you with a warning, Mister Urameshi, but if I catch you next time causing any trouble, I'm telling you, the consequences won't be pretty." And with that, he reached into the bottom of the machine and grabbed the soda intended for Yusuke, and walked away.
Yusuke made his way back to the lunchroom, irritated. He seated himself between Kuwabara and Shuuichi.
"So, Urameshi, did you get your soda?" Kuwabara asked him.
Yusuke grabbed him by the collar. "What do you think, idiot!"
"Okay, okay. Sorry..."
"I hate Muku-sama. He's a little cuckoo up here," Yusuke said, pointing to his brain.
"Why? What'd he do?"
"HE TOOK MY DAMN SODA!" Yusuke shouted, grabbing Kuwabara by the neck with both of his hands, shaking him.
"Okay, okay!"
"You two, settle down!" Keiko nagged. "I don't know why you have to cause so much trouble for yourself, Yusuke!"
"I'm thirsty," Yusuke complained. "I forgot to bring something to drink."
"Oh, you poor baby," Keiko said, voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Well, if you're such a Ms. Goody-good, lend me something to drink!"
Angered at Yusuke, Keiko reached inside her bag and slammed an energy drink can in front of him.
"Energy drink?" Yusuke said, looking at the can and raising an eyebrow.
"It's all I have, Yusuke. I'm sorry."
"Feh," Yusuke replied. "Better be."
He took a sip of his drink, but before he could swallow it down, he spit it back out onto the person sitting next to him. Can you guess who? Yes, indeed. Our very own Shuuichi Minamino.
"God! That tastes horrible! Why the hell do you carry this damn thing around, Keiko!" Yusuke exclaimed. He looked to the person he spat the drink at. There sat a drenched Shuuichi. "Woops! Sorry there!"
Shuuichi did not say a word. He got up from his seat and walked out of the lunch room.
"Hmph." Yusuke grabbed his bag of chips, opened it, and started munching on them. Some of the salt had stuck to his finger tips. "Hey, what do you think it's like to sniff salt, Kuwabara?"
"I don't know, Urameshi. Why don't you try..."
Yusuke looked at his salt-covered finger for a moment. Then, he held it up to his nose and inhaled quite loudly. Once he was done, he looked at his finger again, and nothing was left on it. Suddenly, he felt a tingling sensation in his nose and slight stinging.
"OH GOD!" he exclaimed, covering his nose. Then, he started sneezing, constantly, every few seconds. He grabbed the energy drink and gulped it down, and this time, actually swallowing it. After finishing the whole can, he placed it down with a dissatisfied expression.
"Yusuke..." Keiko growled.
Yusuke let out a sigh of relief. "Ah... I'm never doing that again..."
Keiko crossed her arms in anger. "Yusuke, I swear..."
"No you don't."
"Shut up, Yusuke!"
"Hmph." Yusuke sat back in his chair, continuing with his meal.
"So what was it like, Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked, trying to hold back his fit of laughter.
Yusuke evilly smiled. "You wanna know, Kuwabara?"
"Uh, yeah. Isn't that what I said?"
Before Kuwabara knew it, he felt something stuck up his nose. He realized it was Yusuke's finger. Then, Kuwabara, himself, felt a tingle in his nose. Yusuke pulled his finger out, grabbed his lunch, and left.
"Urameshi achoo! I'm achoo gonna get you achoo!" Kuwabara exclaimed following him.
Keiko rolled her eyes and followed.
Keiko and Yusuke were in the same class that followed lunch.
"Hey, Keiko, can I borrow a pen?" Yusuke asked her (nicely, for once).
Keiko reached into her bag and handed him a pen. It looked brand new and it had a button towards the top of it.
"Oooooh, what does this do?" Yusuke curiously asked in a sort of high-pitched voice. He pressed the button and a red dot appeared on the wall behind Keiko.
"It's a laser pointer, Yusuke. Can you please not do anything stupid for once? I like that pen, so please don't get it taken away."
"You gave your favorite pen to me? How sweet of you, Keiko," Yusuke said, pretending to be embarrassed. Then, he pointed the laser to Keiko's forehead. "Hey, Keiko! Now you're an Arab!"
Keiko snatched the pen from him. She opened the top and took out the batteries.
"You're no fun..." Yusuke muttered.
She handed the pen back to Yusuke. They entered the classroom and a man with a head full of short hair except for this one bald spot.
"Welcome," he said, smiling.
Once all the students were seated, he began his speech, talking about the rules and all the crap the teacher like to talk about, like there family and things that'll happen during this class.
Bored to death, Yusuke started pressing the button that would've turned the laser pointer on. Click, click, click, click,
click...
"Excuse me, young sir," he said to Yusuke. "You are disrupting my class. Please cease your nonsense."
The man went back to talking.
Then, Yusuke started to rapidly tap the pen on the desk. Then, the teacher's face popped out of nowhere in front of Yusuke.
He looked down and pointed to his bald spot so Yusuke could see. "You see this! This is a bald spot. And you know why it's there?"
Yusuke shrugged. "Because you're aging?"
"YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY!"
Yusuke, with a dull expression on his face, dropped the pen onto the desk.
"And don't pick it up again until I tell you to." The teacher, again, went back to his speech.
Yusuke looked down at the pen. Then he heard the teacher say loudly, "Everyone, I want you to write at least one full page about yourself and what you plan to be once you finish college. It will be turned in fifteen minutes before this class ends. Begin."
Everyone prepared to write by taking out sheets of paper and utensils to write with. Yusuke didn't react and just sat there, staring off into space.
The teacher paced up and down the rows of desks, checking on if the students were writing. Once he got to Yusuke, he bent down to whisper into his hear, "That includes you too, boy." And he walked to the front of the class and stood there.
"That includes you too, boy," Yusuke muttered to himself in a high-pitched voice, and started to write.
A:N: Well, that's the end of another chapter. I hope you enjoyed! It would be honored if you reviewed (bows). And I'm sorry it took so long to update. I promise to do better next time. TTFN!