I've had this idea for some time now, and I'm off my lazy ass and doing it. If anyone out there wants to know when I'm going to update my FMA stories, I'll tell you. I have no idea. I might do it right after I finish this chapter. I'll shut up now.
I don't own Naruto in any way, shape or form
Naruto – deleted scene #1
Why Naruto is so dumb
The fourth Hokage was standing on the frog boss, holding a newborn baby. 'Holy crap, will this baby ever shut-UP!' He thought with one eye twitching.
Just then, Kyuubi let out a load roar and started charging to attack him.
The fourth lifted up Naruto and was about to do the hand signs when he dropped Naruto, head first, to the forest 100 feet below.
"O F!" The hokage said.
"Eh?" Said the frog dude whose name I do not know. He picked up poor little Naruto.
"Erm, thank" The hokage said, whose name I'm not sure of, but I think it Yoimade, or something along those lines.
"Just get on with it" Mr. Frog said
"Right…" He then did the hand signs, and, well, you know the rest. And that's why Naruto dumb as a rock.
A/N: Short, retarded, crapy? No need to state the obvious. Any idea will must likely lead to a faster update. This might just end up as a one shot.