I need to start posting these chapters….

Monster in the closet

"Why do I have to do this" Sasuke complained

"I don't like it anymore then you do. Kakashi is making us do this, remember?" Naruto replied.

"Yeah, I remember, but spending 3 hours at you house isn't gonna help anything" Sasuke said.

"We're here" Naruto said in front of a run-down apartment.

"Why does this place smell like piss?" Sasuke said, covering his nose.

Naruto chose to ignore the question and walked inside. "This is the living room" Naruto said walking into the pee-scented house. "Kitchen…bedroom…bathroom…and the forbidden room" Naruto said giving the tour of his house.

Sasuke raised a brow at the last room. "Forbidden, huh? What's in it?"

Naruto's place suddenly got serious, "Nothing you need to worry about" He said and went to the kitchen with his smile back in place. Of curse Sasuke couldn't resist the call of the forbidden room. It was attached to his bedroom, and look like it might be a closet. It had chains and locks all around it though.

Sasuke, being the ninja that he was, easily pick-locked the locks. He grinned his grin of victory and opened the door. Not too many thing scary Sasuke, he was a Uchiha. And Uchiha's don't get scared. However this scared him. This closet seemed to go a long ways back and was very dark. The carpet war torn, which looked like claws did it. Big claws. And there were human bones all over the ground. And to top it all off, there was a low growling noise. By this time, Sasuke was so pale, you'd mistake him an albino.

In a blink of an eye, a big, hairy, orange monster jumped out and attacked with a rusty spork.

"OH MY GAWD! AHHHHHH!" Sasuke screamed. Just then Naruto ran in with a broom and started hitting it.

"BAD MR. FLUFFY-KINS! BAD!" Naruto said, hitting the monster. The monster slowly backed in the closet. Once it was fully in the closet Naruto locked the locks.

"What the hell what that thing!" Sasuke yelled.

"You know how little kids think that there are monsters in their closets?"

"Yeah"

"There really are monsters in their closets. Since I didn't have anyone to hide behind, I decided to face mine." Naruto said proudly.

"So you keep it as a pet?" Sasuke asked, looking at Naruto like he was crazy, which he is.

"Yep! His name is Mr. Fluffy-kins"

"And why are there human bones in there?"

"Those are robbers, and who have tried to kill me"

"Wait, there really are monsters in closets? AHHHHH! THE PURPLE GOOSE IT'S REAL!" Sasuke said running away.

Fin

I got the idea of the monster from Dating 101 for the unawares by Sekra.

Don't read it if you don't like Yaoi.