I'm putting a bunch of oneshots into this, and gonna call it Naruto Bloopers again.
O and I don't own Naruto in any way, size, or form.
Warning: Neji bashing!
Damsel In Distress
"Come on Sasuke-kun, let's play ninja!" Sakura said, grabbing Sasuke's arm.
"Instead of pretending to be ninjas, why don't you actually train to be one" Sasuke said, scoffing at the idea and leaving.
"Great idea!" Sakura said and followed Sasuke, along with all the other girls, with the exception of Hinata, who was working up the courage to go play with Naruto.
"Well that's just great! Now who's gonna be the damsel in distress?" Kiba said with a bark from Akamaru.
Everyone turned to Neji.
"What?" Neji said. Everyone got evil smiles on their faces and walked closer to poor Neji.
He tried to run, but they grabbed him before he could. "Nooooooooo!" Neji said as he got dragged off into an ally way. As I'm sure you want imagine, people were starring. Some even whispered stuff regarding Mickal Jackson.
------10 minutes later------
"Now lets get started" A random kid said after tying Neji to a pole. With that the kids started the game.
"I'm not gonna play with you guys anymore…" Neji said with his head held low.
End
I know, I know, it short. I started this, then left it for a month. I'm gonna go read fic now.