I thought this up reading "The Naruto kids and the internet". Don't ask, my mind works in weird ways. I'm gonna start this in a chat room.

Mark of the Kyuubi

Ramon eating fox 374 has signed on

Sasuke's blossom92 has signed on

Itachi's killer101 has signed on

Ramon eating fox 374: Hey Sakura-Chan

Sasuke's blossom92: Hi Sasuke, Naruto

Itachi's killer101:…

Ramon eating fox 374: Hey Sasuke, there always something I wanted to ask you, but I knew that you would beat the crap out of me when I did. But now I can 

Itachi's killer101: then I'll sing off now

Ramon eating fox 374: W8! Don't you want to know if you're someone's property?

Itachi's killer101: No, cause I know that I'm not. What makes you think I'm someone's Property?

Ramon eating fox 374: From some one I know. Now go to your bathroom, and look at your ass.

Itachi's killer101: no…

Sasuke's blossom92: Naruto, what's has gotten into you today?

Ramon eating fox 374: Come on Sasuke! Just do it!

Itachi's killer101: fine

Itachi's killer101 has singed off

Sasuke's blossom92: Naruto, what was that about?

Ramon eating fox 374: I just wanted to see something

Sasuke's blossom92: Naruto, you're a guy, what can you find interesting about sasuke's ass?

Ramon eating fox 374: Scars

Sasuke's blossom92: huh?

Itachi's killer101 has singed on

Itachi's killer101: WTF IS THAT?

Ramon eating fox 374:OMG! It's really there?

Itachi's killer101: yeah, now mind explaining why there a scar that says 'property of Kyuubi' on my ass?

Ramon eating fox 374: When you were only a few months old, you were crying more then any other baby in Konoha, so Kyuubi came over and tried to shut you up. But you parents didn't like that, so Kyuubi wrote that and then you passed out from loosing a lot of blood 