Pairing: None
Warnings: OCC
It was a normal day in Suna. Temari and Kankuro just got up and were eating breakfast. As usual, Gaara came walking in. Now here is when thing started getting messed up.
"You know I love you, Temari" Gaara said with the smallest hint of kindness in his voice. And then, he hugged her.
Temari sat there with her mouth wide open, pure shock in her eyes, and her egg fell of her fork and onto the floor. Kankuro, who was unfourently pouring coffee at the time, start pouring the scolding hot onto his manhood. And to top thing off, he had passed out with his hand was resting on the table, STILL pouring scolding hot coffee on his manhood.
"You know, I hear Uzumaki can sleep, and do other human stuff. This is because he has a seal that's a lot better then mine"
"Umm….o-ok…" Temari said, VERY freaked out.
"I have the scroll that teaches this Jutsu right here" Gaara said, putting a scroll on the table.
"Isn't it a forbidden Jutsu?" Temari said, almost fully recovered.
"…Maybe…"
"And what's that red stuff on it?"
I, uh, was teaching little kids it right after the finger painted, yeah, that's it"
" You were teaching little kids a forbidden Jutsu?"
"Yes, yes I was" Gaara said. Temari then opened the scroll and started reading it.
"It says that the user will die"
"Temari, do you love me with all your heart?"
"…"
"Good, so will you do me a big favor?"
"No…"
"Great, I'll get the stuff needed to perform the Jutsu."