How to lose a guy in 10 days: WWE Edition
A celebrity is chosen to trick a WWE wrestler into falling in love with them. What if she falls in love with the wrestler during the process? What will happen? Too bad. You have to wait and read to find out.
The celebrity:
Jessica Simpson
The WWE wrestler:
John Cena
How long it takes:
10 days
To prove the task is done:
Bring him as your date to the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS 2006!
Days before
Jessica's Agency:
Agent: Okay, Jessica, what we want to do is improve your public image.
Jessica: How are we gonna do that?
Agent: Well. We want to set you up with someone.
Jessica: You mean you want me to date a guy you chose?
Agent: Exactly.
Jessica: I want someone good-looking though.
Agent: Sure. Okay here are three candidates.
Jessica: Let's take a look.
Agent: bachelor #1 is a wrestler/rapper.
Jessica: He's hot.
Agent: He's from West Newbury, Massachusetts.
Jessica: It says here his name is John Cena. Cute name.
Agent: Bachelor #2------
Jessica: I'll do bachelor #1.
Agent: Excuse me?
Jessica: No I mean I'll go out with him.
Agent: You will? Great. Okay. You are going to go to his wrestling show..I think they call it RAW----
Jessica: Wait-----it's on public tv?
Agent: Yeah. So anyways, you'll sing the national anthem.
Jessica: Then what?
Agent: You will go to his locker room and talk to him. You'll ask him out for a date for the next night.
Jessica: Okay. Wait—how long do I have to date him?
Agent: only 10 days. But there is a stipulation—
Jessica: What?
Agent; To prove that you've "worked your magic", you will bring him as your date to the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS.
Jessica: Wait-----I have to what now?
Agent: Take him to that event and be seen around with him----ya know–publicly.
Coming up next: Day One: The Meeting
(John meets Jessica)