Why Hello there! It's been far too long, and I hope to update much more. I've been trying to keep up on this and my Inuyasha story, (if you like Inuyasha you should check it out!) But anyways, I never knew maintaining two stories could be so hard! Now that it's summer, I promise to update more, and have longer, funnier chapters! Be on the look out!

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone from Fruits Basket, nor do I own Myspace.

Yuki stood still, and very stiff as I felt him glaring at me from the corner of my eye. Akito and Ayame looked happy though, and as long as Akito wasn't mad at me, I was pretty okay.

"Yuki dearest, since we clearly can't figure out who you love more, we will have to do some tests." Akito said while Ayame clapped. Akito had me bring Yuki to the middle of the room and Ayame and Akito stood at each side of the room. I sighed, this was going to be interesting.

"Alright, you go first Ayame." Akito said, this was the first time I ever heard him attempt to be polite. "Fine." Ayame replied. He put his hands on his knees and made little whistles trying to get Yuki's attention, "Here Yuki! Here boy! C'mere!" He said in a happy girly voice.

Yuki's face dropped, and I had to hide my laughter. "Do you really think, I'll just trot over to one of you? I'm not some animal!" Yuki yelled madly.

"Well actually..." I went to say but Yuki shot me one of those glares, "I know we're in the Zodiac, I know we all represent animals, Kureno, shut up.". I rolled my eyes and turned away, I was just trying to lighten the mood, but whatever!

"Nu uh Yuki, you're wrong! I'm God! I OWN you! Gah hahahahah!" Akito started laughing hysterically as we all sat there, even Ayame was a bit disturbed. Akito eventually stopped, it took a while but he did.

Finally they let Yuki go, coming to the conclusion that he loved them both equally, clearly Yuki had no say in this. I was finally able to go back to my piece, or so I thought. As I sat peacefully, Akito showed Ayame to the door, then came back and got on his computer.

"KURENO! Noooo! Someone from Myspace is coming to our house! I'm going to get raped! RAPED I TELL YOU!" Akito screamed running around in circles. I sighed and grabbed his hair, pulling him down to the ground.

"Akito, chill out, they're not going to come rape you. Who is the person you're talking to?" I asked calmly. He stopped his ranting long enough to pull up the persons Myspace.

"Akito..."

"Nooo it's all over! They called, they're coming!"

"Akito, listen to me..."

"Kureno you have to protect me!"

"AKITO! It's Shigure you sped show. Of course he's coming to visit you now chill." I said, trying to stay calm.

Then I noticed his ploy, how could I be so stupid. "Akito, you already knew it was Shigure." I said. He smirked and then did his stupid little girly giggle. "...Maybe. But you fell for it Kureno! And you cared! That means you like meee! You didn't want me to get raped; you would have beaten the person up for meee!" He said dancing around and making a fool of himself.

"No, really, I don't care that much, I really just wanted you to shut up." I replied. His happy face turned to a glare and I could tell he was going to attack. Of course, he went for the closest thing, the computer, but he couldn't lift it, so instead he resorted to unplugging the mouse and throwing it as my leg.

It was really stupid, but I pretended it hurt so he would feel special. Of course, he was now in one of his pissed-off-at-the-world moods, so it was really bad timing for Shigure to want to come. On top of that, Tohru was going to come too, so I had to think of something quick.

Well, let's take a wild guess at who's coming next chapter? It'll be extra special though, because Kureno gets to help out Tohru! I promise it'll more fun than any other chapters. (Well I hope so at least!)