In The Kitchen with Axel and Roxas

Roxas was laying on Axel's couch reading some magazine.He was almost asleep,but Axel in the kitchen was bothering him.

"Axel,tell me what the crap you're doing in there."

"I'm being me,of course...Duh..."

"Well,you being you is getting on my nerves..."

"I really don't care.Be a good little boy and leave me alone"

Roxas rolled over on the couch to block out the apparant noise of Axel in the kitchen.Whatever the hell he was doing in there was certainly wasting alot of time,so Roxas didn't bother to ask again.In the kitchen,Axel was attempting to make a dinner of chicken and rice,one of Roxas's faves.He had the chicken in the oven and was preparing the rice with lots of difficulty.

"Need help,Axel?"

Axel glared his eyes at the door to the living room."Sure,Roxas...sure..."He knew that while Roxas was 'instructing' him,he could make the kitchen table a bed and their emotions would collide in chocolate and sweat...

"I'm having difficulty fixing the rice..."he said in a whiny voice.

"Ok...first you..."Roxas continued to instruct Axel,but Axel wasn't listening.His eyes were wondering themselves on Roxas's body,tracing his outline and making his fantasy become more vivid.He could imagine himself on top of him,slowly running his finger down his body,twitching as he got lower and lower,Roxas's body urging more,more out of Axel...His arm went around Roxas's shoulders.Roxas,however,didn't seem to notice.He just went on,talking about how you have to put the right amount of water in the rice...

"Axel,are you listening?"

"Hm?Uh...not really,no."

"As you would say,'Do you have it memorized?' "

"Nope...not a word."

"What part did you get?"

"Bar none,bud."

"What were you thinking whole I was telling you all of this,apparantly,meaningless crap."

"Something...something wonderful..."

"Well,what was so wonderful that it made you not listen to me?"

Axel narrowed his eyes,"You know what?You need to relax.I was just not listening.Live with it."

"You were thinking what I think you were thinking,weren't you?"

"Maybe...It all depends on what you thought I was thinking."

"Duh...You want to-ooof!"Roxas knew his meaningless blab would get him pinned...again...as it always had.

"Relax...relax..."Axel was constantly reminding him to relax,even when they slept.

Roxas attempted to relax.He first emptied his mind of all stresses and worries.Then he just...let go.His body went limp and he felt purified.

"Very good.Now,where's that chocolate paste?"

"In the cabinet,next to the popcorn."

"Why is it next to the popcorn?"Axel wondered.

"I...just put it there..."

"Whatever.Can I use it?"

"On me?Sure..."

Axel wanted to create suspense for his little boy.He took Roxas's clothes off and just simply held the container over Roxas's body and let it slowly drip out.

"Hurry up,already.Put it on me."

"Okay...hold on."Axel went and got a spoon and spooned it out on him.He then threw the empty container aside and started to lick the chocolate goo off of Roxas.Roxas's whole body tensed up and he became rigid in certain places.He arched his whole body as Axel went lower.Axel's cold tongue and his warm body...what a mix.Roxas loved it.

Axel went a bit further."On your stomach,knave."

"Mmmm...what next?"Roxas lied on his stomach with no problems whatsoever.

Axel,meanwhilst,was getting constructive with the cherry preserves...using them as a lubricant...how excellent.He used them as a lubricant and proceeded to make love with Roxas.

About an hour later,Roxas complained about having cherry preserves up his butt.Axel just laughed and went on.They took a bath together...wonder what happened?..Duh...They done it again,only this time they were covered in soap.Axel's tongue played a role in keeping Roxas under his wing...(under his body,maybe...)Anyway,they slept peacefully together and knew that Xenmas would complain about the kitchen being dirty,but neither of them cared.As long as they were pleased,they didn't care if they were banished...as long as they were together...