Pink
DISCLAIMER: I do not own RENT or anything affiliated with it.
A/N: Okay, so this is in response to challenge #29 at Challenge Central. And before I get the question, yes, Megan Hilty and Shoshana Bean were my inspiration for this (and if that makes no sense, look up Pink Panties on YouTube).
Mark Cohen was asleep, or at least as asleep as one can be when someone is tickling your nose. "Stop it," he muttered. He brushed at his face with his hand, only to feel something very sticky coating his nose. He opened his eyes and looked at the gooey yellow mess in his hand. And then at Roger, who was leaning over him with what appeared to be a feather. "What the hell? Roger, you ass!" Roger started laughing.
"It's just honey!" Roger said, unable to stop laughing. Mark got up and started towards him, grabbing the back of his white tee shirt as he escaped the room.
Mark sighed as he threw all of their clothes into the various washing machines at the Laundromat. It's payback time, he thought, throwing one of Roger's shirts into the wash. The shirt he'd managed to cover in honey, to be exact.
"That's it! You've gone too fucking far this time!" Roger yelled. Mark and Mimi sat on the couch, giggling. Roger walked out of his room, glaring at the both of them. "Which one of you did it?"
"Did what?" Mimi asked, plastering a look of innocence on her face.
"This," Roger said, holding out one of his tee shirts. It was the one that had been covered in honey. In his attempt to think of a good form of payback, Mark had thrown it in with some of their darks.
Mark and Mimi both began to laugh even harder at the sight of the now-pink tee shirt.
"It's not funny!"
"Yeah, it is. It's really fucking funny," Mark told him. Roger just threw the shirt at him and stormed off.
Mark yawned as he started to get dressed. He pulled open his underwear drawer and pulled out a pair… that didn't belong to him. "What the hell?" he said, looking at the pair of pink women's underwear. He sighed and went to pull out another pair, only to discover that all of his underwear had been replaced with these. "ROGER!"