The Typo

Disclaimer: I don't own Disney, Square Enix, etc. I am a failure at life. :'c

My first pure humor fic, most likely will only be a few chapters, unless people really like it. Holy shit, you guys liked it..hahahaha! I also have a lovely drawing for you guys, the link will be posted at the end of the story. If the link does not work, just private message me.

I would like to make a shout out to Sora Keyblader. She's a sweet heart, and makes me feel like I have the ability to write.

Roxas was waiting for the message to load; in fact he had been waiting for five minutes. He then finally got a message saying the server was unavailable at the time. (Oh man, I am mean, so mean. Just wait, you'll get Roxas' reaction, I sweeeear…!)

"Stupid piece of junk" Roxas kicked the computer and put his computer login card near his computer. He decided to take a shower, go down to dinner, then go straight to bed. His first day, and he already felt overwhelmed, peachy.

Axel was on his bed hoping Roxas didn't read his e-mail. He looked at the clock and it was almost time for dinner. Demyx had discovered an art program under games that had kept his amusement for the past thirty minutes.

"Hmm, dudump, duh, dump!" Demxy hummed finishing up his work of art.

He was proud of his picture and giggled, he couldn't wait to show Axel.

"Axman…! Come over here I have something to show you! I swear it will take your mind off that e-mail" Demyx couldn't stop his giggling the whole time. Axel rolled his eyes and turned away from Demyx.

"This is really not the time Demyx" Demyx frowned, this would not do!

"You're in it Axem, and if you don't look at it now…I'll show everyone at dinner the picture!" Demyx chirped

Axel sighed. He knew if Demyx involved him in any sort of thing, it was embarrassing. He dragged his body over to the computer, and looked at the screen. He blinked, was that circle supposed to be his face? Then he saw who he assumed was Roxas, who was blushing. Then he read the text 'buttsecks?' the Axel drawing said, 'Pedo!' said the Roxas drawing. Axel clenched his fists "DEMYXXXX…!" Axel was screaming and soon flames started forming at his finger tips.

"Aww Axel! I thought you'd like that picture! It took me a good twenty minutes to draw it! I thought you wanted to sex Roxas after..."Demyx found himself in a choke hold position by Axel.

"You. Die. Now." Demyx gulped.

The bell rang for dinner and Roxas just got out of the shower. He threw on a t-shirt and a pair of slacks. Before going to dinner, he checked his e-mail once again, and it seemed it was working again. He clicked Axel's message when he suddenly heard someone yell his name.

"Roxas! Dinner!" He ran out of his room before he got to look at Axel's message. He went out of his room and met a blond haired woman.

"My name is Larxene, that's all you need to know. Xemnas told me to make sure you were at dinner tonight, I wouldn't give a damn if you came or not." She crossed her arms and walked to the dinner area with Roxas.

"Can I ask you a question?" Roxas politely asked

"If I said no, you'd ask anyways, so just go ahead" She rolled her eyes, why couldn't Axel have done this?

"What do you think of that Axel guy?" Larxene blinked and stopped walking.

"That's a tough one, well not really. He's an asshole, bitch, cunt, dickhead, fucker, idiot, jerk, loser, moron, pervert, and-" She was cut off my Roxas saying "Okay, I get it. I'll watch out for him" Larxene mumbled 'whatever' and they finally reached the dining area.

Demyx and Axel had to be dragged out of their room by Zexion and Marluxia, who over heard the commotion. When they walked in, they saw a choking Demyx who was slightly torched, and an Axel who was twitching and laughing manically.

"Why are you two fighting now?" Marluxia was sick and tired of hearing those two numbskulls fight ever night. His room was to the left of their room, while Zexion's was on the right.

"Demyx was being stupid" Axel growled and mumbled a few words mentioning 'picture' and 'sex'.

"Was not Axel! You're just unappreciative of my artistic talent" Demyx whimpered and crossed his arms.

"I'm at the loss of words at your stupidity" Zexion commented

"Who are you calling stupid, emo kid!" Axel and Demyx screamed.

"Come on, we are here, children" Marluxia opened the dining room door, and pushed the others inside.

Roxas was already eating some chicken and rice when he saw four other members come in. He recognized Axel and who he thought was Demyx, but didn't know the other two. He was sitting at the end of the table, all alone. He felt intimated by the other members, but who could blame him?

Larxene already seemed to of hated him, Saix kept on getting these weird twitches, Vexen looked like he was crumbling pills over people's food, and Xigbar looked like a Halloween pirate. He saw Axel getting pestered by Demyx, while the two were getting their food. They seemed to be bickering like an old married couple.

"Axel, you are a stick! You need to eat more! You're making everyone look fat, and I don't want to look fat!" Demyx put two more cups of rice on Axel's plate.

"I am not that skinny, plus you're only saying that because you are fat" Axel was done getting food and grabbed some sake. Demyx grabbed some rice and molded it into a circle. He looked around the room, and made sure no one was looking. When he made sure, he threw the rice ball at Axel's hair. Axel felt something sticky in his hair, he was almost scared to go and check, but he had to. He set down his plate, not realizing it was next to Roxas'. He felt something sticky, something starchy, and it was white. Rice, and he knew exactly who did it. He grabbed the rice ball and his hand soon caught on fire, burning the rice ball. Roxas blinked, what was wrong with this guy? Did he really hate rice that much? Roxas quickly ate the last bites of his rice, making sure Axel wouldn't burn his rice. Axel sat down and hit his head on the table. He could not stand Demyx any longer. Demyx finally had sat down, and his arms had four plates packed with food. He put his plates down, and sat next to Axel.

"Oh Axel! It's Roxas!" Demyx pouted his lips forming a 'kiss-kiss' and Axel rolled his eyes.

Wait…what if Roxas read his e-mail already? Oh no, oh shit, oh fuck….

"Hey…Roxas…how…are…you?" Axel stammered

Roxas raised his eyebrow, this guy was a nut! Why did Xemnas pick Axel to show him around? Maybe Larxene was right.

"I'm fine" Roxas continued eating, not paying attention to the laughing Demyx and Axel, who resumed hitting his head on the table.

"Hey Roxas, did you get Axel's e-mail?" Axel mouthed 'no you fucker!' at Demyx, but it was no use, it was too late. Roxas stopped eating, drank his water and shook his head.

"The server was down, and it just started working when I clicked the message. Larxene called me out of my room before I got to read it" Axel made a sigh of relief; Roxas did not think he was a pervert, just yet.

"Psst…Demyx" Axel whispered to Demyx who was stuffing himself.

"Wh-at Ab-el?" Demyx said loudly with his mouth full.

Axel rolled his eyes. "Distract Roxas, while I delete the e-mail"

"But Axel! That's sooooo against the rules!" Demyx gasped

"Who cares, when did we pay attention to the rules?" Demyx thought about that, Axel and he had to of broken almost every rule. Except for the plant molesting one, but he never really asked why that rule was made in the first place.

"Fine, fine, but you owe me big time" Demyx grabbed some food and stuffed it in his mouth. Axel got up and crossed his arms, Demyx was the one who owed him.

"Axel" Axel turned around, and saw Roxas holding his plate.

"You forgot your plate" Axel grabbed the plate and mumbled 'thank you'.

Axel had been trying to break into Roxas' room for the past ten minutes, and still couldn't get in.

"Damnit, he most likely has one of the newer locks…well that means it is time to melt things" Axel smirked and used his index finger to melt part of the lock. He pushed the door and went inside Roxas' room.

"Roxas let me show you one more time, please?" Demyx begged Roxas to watch him play the sitar one more time. Roxas was getting annoyed, this was the fourth time.

"No, I'm tired and I want to sleep" Roxas began walking to his room, leaving Demyx speechless and panicking.

"Roxas! I order you to stay here!" Demyx shouted at Roxas

Roxas ignored Demyx's demands and kept walking to his room. He finally came to his hall and saw that his door was open, strange.

Axel heard foot steps behind him, and tried to find a place to hide. The only place that seemed to work was the space bellow the desk, where the chair faced.

"Nothing seems touched" Roxas said. He looked around the room and shrugged, maybe he just forgot to close the door. Demyx was running down the hall, trying to find Roxas' room. He then saw a door with a partially melted lock. He ran to the door and yelled "Axel! Axel! Roxas is coming!" As soon as Demyx yelled that, his eyes me with Roxas'.

"Hiya newest buddy!" Demyx waved and ran off, as fast as he could. Axel smacked himself, Demyx was a total moron.

Roxas blinked, what the hell was with those two? He walked over to his computer desk and sat down. He rolled his chair forward and felt a bump. Axel jerked and hissed in pain, Roxas ran over part of his foot. He hoped that Roxas didn't look down and check. Roxas started to read the e-mail, when he felt his chair jerk. He looked down and saw a bunch of red hair.

"Axel, is that you?" Caught red handed, maybe if he didn't respond Roxas would think he was part of the desk….yes. No wait, that was something Demyx would think, something stupid as can be. He was around Demyx way too much.

"Axel, I know that's you. What the hell are you doing under my desk?" Roxas yelled and pulled Axel's hood dragging him out. Axel was on his back, on the ground staring right into Roxas' face.

"It's a prank we do with all new members…hehehe. You can ask Larxene if you want" Axel hoped Roxas would buy it, but then realized Roxas wasn't as gullible as he seemed.

"Larxene warned me about you" Axel stood up and started walking out of Roxas' room.

By this time Roxas had finished reading the message. "Sorry to be blunt, but I most likely will sex you by tomorrow. Bye."

Roxas' eyes bulged, he looked at Axel. Axel turned around feeling the daggers Roxas was shooting at his back.

"You were hiding under there because…you wanted to rape me didn't you?" Roxas' key blade soon appeared in his hand.

"No, no no, it was just a" before Axel got to finish Roxas started to attack him with his key blade. Axel jumped and began running towards his room.

"You dirty pervert! Stay the hell out of my room and stay the hell away from me!" Roxas swung his key blade down the hall like boomerang, and it ended up hitting Axel in the back. Axel fell on his face, hard. All of this was caused by a typo, how a single letter can ruin one's day was the lesson Axel had learned today. The key blade returned to Roxas, and he slammed his door shut.

Demyx had finally reappeared and saw Axel on the floor.

"Axel! Axel! Talk to me buddy!" Demyx knelt down and shook Axel. Axel just moaned and was out of it. Demyx picked up Axel, and swung him over his shoulder. He was for once happy Axel was a stick, and not of normal weight.

When they finally reached their room, Demyx laid Axel on his bed then stretched his back. He smiled; he just got a great idea. Demyx logged onto the computer, and opened the e-mail program. He clicked the 'everyone' button and attached a certain file.

To: Everyone

From: Demyx

Title:BLACK MAIL OF AXEL, IF YOU HATE HIM THIS IS A GOOD LAUGH!

Message:

DOWNLOAD THE FILE TO SEE THE DIRT! YOU WIL LAUGH! LOL :DDD

Ahaha, this is going to be hard to top, but I have a great idea. Let's see some reviews, and see how it goes x3 Yes, Axel will show Roxas around tomorrow. Here is the picture Demyx drew of Axel and Roxas: (type: tinypic dot com /23kf0u8.gif )