The Typo

Disclaimer: I don't own Disney, Square Enix, etc. I am a failure at life. :'c

My first pure humor fic! Which turned out really well, I love you guys! This is going to be the last chapter. (Oh noeeeeeeeeees!) But if I get enough demand and a lot of pretty little reviews, I'll get my ideas together and write the sequel, called The Attachment.

Now, I'm going to take a poll. So it's important you review, so I can make the sequel even better.

This story didn't really have any outright pairings, but for the next one do you want:

(A) Still no pairings, just friendship between Axel, Roxas, and Demyx

(B) Axel x Roxas / Roxas x Axel

(C) Axel x Roxas with Demyx liking Axel one sided

(D) Demyx x Axel / Axel x Demyx

Pick what you like the best! Thanks for the help.

Axel slowly opened his eyes, his head was killing him. He stopped looking at the ceiling, and saw he was fully clothed in bed. What happened last night? Did Demyx get him drunk again? No wait, now he remembered. Roxas knocked him out with his key blade.

He looked at the clock, and realized it was already noon, great. He sat up and started walking towards the bathroom. He unzipped his robe and gently put it over the rack. He turned on the water and put his dirty clothes in the laundry hamper. He hoped the hot water from the shower would help get rid of his horrible headache.

He started to think back to what Roxas said last night, and then remembered about the tour. Shit, he had to show the kid around in an hour. How could he face Roxas? He thought he was a dirty pedophile who liked little boys. This was Demyx' fault, all of it was. Speaking of Demyx, where was that sitar playing ditz? Not that he cared or anything.

Lunch was awkward today. Roxas seemed extremely pissed and kept giving Demyx death glares. Roxas kept getting random comments from the other members that went around the lines off "So, did you have fun last night?", "Axel is a ride, isn't he?", and the worst "Roxas, I had no idea you and Axel went that way!"

Demyx for once didn't grab a massive amount of food, instead he grabbed some pasta. Larxene soon came over to Demyx, and gave him a smirk."I got your e-mail this morning, good stuff Demyx, but I could of done better" She patted his back and went off to her room. Most of the members chuckled under their breaths and suddenly stared at Roxas. Roxas blinked, what exactly was in this e-mail? Wait, maybe he didn't want to know. He grabbed his plate, put it in the sink, and began walking to Xemnas' office.

Once Axel got out of the shower and changed, he saw Demyx return with a plate full of food. He handed it to Axel and smiled. "I got you some lunch, Axel"

Axel was dumbfounded. Demyx didn't call him 'Axy' or 'Axem', just…Axel.

"You poisoned the food, didn't you?" Axel said grabbing the plate and giving it a smell.

"No, Axel this isn't the time to be funny" Demyx walked away from Axel and sat on his bed.

Did someone kidnap the real Demyx? What the hell was going on today? Axel started eating, he was starving. He mumbled a 'thanks' to Demyx and gulped the food down.

"Axel, Roxas went to Xemnas' office, I think you're going to get in trouble…as in get turned into a dusk or something" Demyx bit his lip. While Axel gave him a stare, his eye was twitching and he almost choked on his food.

"You're kidding, right?" Demyx shook his head "I told you this wasn't the time to be funny! Now get your ass over there and explain what happened!" Demyx grabbed Axel's plate and pushed him. "Unless of course, you'd like being a dusk" Demyx winked. Axel nodded, and started running to Xemnas' office.

"Mr. Xemnas, I am having difficulties with another member here at the organization, I fear it will interfere with my work" Roxas was seated in Xemnas' office, in a chair far too big for him.

"Well, let's get to the point, Roxas. Who is this member?" Xemnas crossed his arms and slowly rocked his chair back and forwards.

"It's well, his name is-" Soon the door was kicked open and Axel ran in, panting.

"Axel! What the hell is the meaning of this?" Xemnas stood up and scolded Axel. Roxas turned around seeing Axel weakly smiling at him.

"I need to tell my side of the story; I don't want to be turned into some dusk because of some misunderstanding" Roxas bit his lip; he never really did let Axel explain what happened. Maybe Axel was right, and Roxas just jumped to the wrong conclusion.

"Well, come on, spit it out Axel" Xemnas was annoyed, why couldn't the members handle their own drama? Last week he had to make a new rule about plant molestation because Vexen was caught 'fondling' one of Marluxia's plants. Vexen swore someone slipped him something, while Marluxia said Vexen had been trying to break into his room for weeks. Then three weeks before, Demyx stole Xigbar's patch, and a full investigation had to be started to find his eyes patch. They eventually did find it on one of the statues.

"Well it first started with an e-mail Demyx sent me. He had that annoying massive blue font, which had most likely left my eye sight impaired. So at the end of his message, he told me that you, Xemnas told me to send an e-mail to Roxas" Axel took a deep breathe, but before he could continue speaking, Xemnas had cut him off.

"Axel, I never told Demyx to tell you to send an e-mail to Roxas" Axel's jaw dropped. This was really all Demyx's fault, that's why Demyx was acting so different. He felt guilty, he thought Axel was going to be turned into a dusk because of him. He was going to hurt Demyx painfully later, but right now he had to save his own ass from turning into a dusk.

"I typed an e-mail, I accidentally put something on the lines of 'I'm going to sex you by tomorrow' I meant vex, not sex, Roxas" He looked at Roxas then at Xemnas. Roxas felt so embarrassed, he felt like one of those teenage drama queens. He sank in his chair, he was such an asshole.

"When I tried to e-mail Roxas again, the server was down, by dinner I was desperate. I didn't want Roxas thinking I was some dirty pervert, so I snuck into his room. I snuck into his room to delete the e-mail, Not to ra…ra…ra" Axel cleared his through and blushed slightly. So that's why Axel broke into his room, he didn't want him to read the e-mail.

"Not to rape him. I tried to explain, but it was too late. Roxas had read the e-mail and thought I was going to rape him. That's why I did what I did." Axel sighed; he hoped Xemnas and Roxas believed him. For once he really was telling the truth, and not some well thought out lie.

"I see, well Roxas, it is your call. Axel has lied many, many, many times. If you think he is lying, he will be fired and turned into a dusk. If you think he is telling the truth, which I doubt greatly, he will just get punished for breaking into your room" Roxas looked at Xemnas, then turned to a sulking Axel.

Why couldn't Axel just of told him at dinner about the typo? Why did Axel have to break into his room? Maybe Axel was lying, but on the other hand, it would be very odd explaining how he typed sex into the e-mail. He sighed, Axel's future was in the palm of his hand.

Demyx was in their room, worrying about what was going on. Axel would be turned into a dusk all because of him, all because he wanted to get a few kicks. He whined and moaned, he couldn't sit still, he was too worried. He then heard footsteps coming towards him, and the door slowly crept open.

"Axel, is that you…?" Demyx walked over to the door and saw a dusk.

"AXEL! I'm so sorry! Axel it was all my fault!" Demyx tightly hugged the dusk, while it squirmed.

"I lied about the whole e-mail thing, I didn't mean for you to turn into a dusk, oh Axel!" He still was clenching the dusk, and started screaming hysterically like a kid who just found their pet gold fish dead. Demyx sat down, still holding tightly onto the dusk, repeating 'oh Axel!', 'my best buddy!' and 'I didn't mean it!'

"Demyx, what the hell are you doing?" Demyx looked at the dusk and began to scream even louder.

"I lied, and now Xemnas turned you into a-" he then felt someone slap him over the head.

"Demyx, you moron! I'm fine. What are you doing to that dusk?" Demyx looked up and saw Axel. He looked at the dusk, then at Axel. He let go of the random dusk, got up, and tightly hugged Axel.

"Get off me!" Axel barked, trying to get Demyx off him.

"Axel, I thought Xemnas turned you into a dusk!" He let go of Axel, and saw Roxas standing behind Axel.

"I told Xemnas the story, and Roxas realized he jumped to the wrong conclusion. Plus, do you really think I'd let him turn me into a dusk?" Axel smirked and playfully punched Demyx on the shoulder.

Demyx was about to break out in tears, he felt like such a sissy. He looked at Roxas then atAxel. His friends, well he hoped Roxas thought of him as a friend.

"I'm sorry Axel, and I'm sorry Roxas. I wish I could make it up to you" Demyx rubbed his eyes and smiled.

"You're crying, aren't you?" Roxas teased

"Hey! No way, I'm Demyx! I do not cry!" Axel and Roxas laughed, while Demyx blushed a bit.

"Well I know one way you could make this whole predicament up to me." Axel looked at Roxas and smirked.

"What? I'll do anything!" Demyx went on his knees and begged.

"Anything…?" Axel had an evil look on his face, which surely was a sign for Demyx to change his mind.

"Yes!"

"Over there is castle oblivion, it's under construction right now, so I can't take you in there. It's a place where we just hangout in our spare time. Vexen has some workshop down there, and they're putting in secret rooms" Axel was almost done showing Roxas around. The two of them actually got along really well, and seemed to be having fun. Axel thought it was going to be a drag, but it turned out he actually liked this assignment.

"Hey, what's that building over there?" Roxas pointed to a building that looked almost like a gym.

"Oh that's where we train some of the nobodies we use on our missions, wanna' take a look?" Axel asked

"Sure" Roxas smiled and they began walking over.

When they finally reached the building, Axel scanned his key-card and the door opened.

The two of them walked in and saw a bunch of assassin nobodies around a worn out Demyx. Roxas and Axel burst out laughing.

"Axel! I hate you! You didn't tell me your punishment was a week long of babysitting all these damn nobodies!" Demyx groaned.

"Hate me? Weren't you the one clinging onto dear life to a dusk, who you thought was me?" Roxas was in a full out laughter by this time, and had lost control.

"Yah, and weren't you crying? Hahaha" Roxas added

"Hey shut up you two!" Demyx grumbled as he stood up

"Demyx, look behind you!" Axel warned

"Yah right, I bet you're just trying to-" Demyx saw a big shadow behind him, and slowly turned around.

"Who let you out little guy? Hehehe" Demyx looked at the berserker, who started going into berserk mode. Soon Demyx was hit by the berserker's hammer and flew across the room.

"I tried to warn him" Axel crossed his arms and turned his attention back to Roxas.

"You sure did, he should listen to you more often" Roxas smirked and the two of them began walking back to their dormitories.

"Hey guys, a little help here?" Demyx pleaded, and when the other nobodies didn't return, he sighed. Well, at least he and Axel had a clean slate now, and emphasized the now. He smiled, he would soon make Axel suffer. After all, Roxas and Axel still hadn't opened the mail he sent last night.

Oh the end of The Typo! This story turned out so well! -hugs it-. I would like to thank everyone who commented on the KH communities I posted this is, reviewers, and Axel, Roxas, and Demyx! Demyx makes this story just plain amazing. Please review, unless you of course don't want to read the sequel of this, The Attachment. ;D