Disclaimer: I don't own BeetleJuice.

I'm dedicating this chapter to the few people who have reviewed my other crap, Spiderjuice and WitchyWanda. Thanks for the feedback! I feel loved. Okay, enough of that crap!

BeetleJuice awoke to the sound of the Monster Across the Street singing and playing on his guitar (Hah! He plays so bad he wakes the dead! Get it! Ha hah ha! Oh screw you!). He covered his head with his pillow in an attempt to drown out the monster and ease the pain of his migraine.

BeetleJuice- "Damn hangover." he growled. He rolled over and screamed at the sight of Hellen laying beside him, as naked as he realized he was!

"How'd you? Where'd you? W-What the hell are you doing here! What happened last night!" he screamed as he jumped out of the bed in shock

Hellen- "Don't you remember?"

Jacques, who heard BJ scream, opened BJ's bedroom door with Ginger behind him.

Jacques- "What appened Be-atle…" Jacques froze, speechless at the sight before him.

BeetleJuice- "GET THE HELL OUTTA MY ROOM!" he roared as he grabbed a sheet to cover himself and slammed the door in Jacques's face.

Jacques retreating footsteps could be heard from down the hall as he left with Ginger scurrying behind him, laughing.

BeetleJuice- "Ginger, I'm gonna stomp your ass flat!" he screamed.

Ginger- "Better put some pants on first Cassanova!" she cried, collapsing in a fit of hysterical laughter.

BeetleJuice growled and opened his mouth to reply when he felt two pale arms snake around his waist.

Hellen- "So tense, let me help calm you down." She purrs and leans in for a kiss. BJ disentangles himself from her and steps back.

BeetleJuice- "I've got other things on my mind toots." He said as he began dressing.

Hellen- (persisting) "Don't you wanna finish where we left off?"

BeetleJuice- "I told ya I've got other shit on my mind."

Hellen- "But I'm in the mood for more BJ. Besides, judging by your performance last night a little intimacy wouldn't kill you. As a matter of fact, you should play around more often, especially if your always that good." She said as she pulled him close by his belt.

BeetleJuice- ("Man, this chick doesn't know when to quit!") he thought to himself. "Look babes, last night was great…I think, but I've gotta go."

Hellen- "You don't remember, do you?"

BeetleJuice- "No I don't, but I'm guessin I didn't miss out on much." He said as he turned to leave. Hellen grabbed his arm, pulling him back around to face her.

Hellen- "Here, let me refresh your memory." She said. Before BJ could react, she placed her hands on either side of his head. His body went rigid and his eyes rolled back into his head as the vixen sent vivid memories of the previous night through his mind. Memories restored, she removed her hands. BeetleJuice remained rigid and closed his eyes as he tried to push back the memories flooding his mind and the bodily effects that came with them. He gasped at the vivid clarity of each memory. Hellen pulled BJ close and kissed him deeply. He moaned, wrapping his arms around her as her own hands fumbled with his clothes. The memories left only one thought in his mind and he pushed her back onto the mattress to fulfill it.