Disclaimer: I still don't own BeetleJuice!

I'm dedicating this chapter to my reviewers. I think there have been 2. Wow! No one loves me (pouts). Oh, and I'd like to thank Spiderjuice for givin me a little inspiration in the humor department.

BeetleJuice opened his eyes again, but this time with a vivid recollection of everything that had occurred. It didn't take him long to realize that Hellen was practically smothering him.

BeetleJuice- ("This is gettin weird, even for me! I've never lost control like that before! What's this chick doin to me!) he wondered as he glanced at Hellen's sleeping form. ("I've gotta get rid of her…but how? She's got us bound at the waist! Oh man! I'm such an idiot! She's had me eatin outta the palm of her hand! She's been playin me this whole time, and I let her! Well that's it! No broad takes screws around with the Ghost With The Most and gets away with it!") he thought. He turned towards Hellen, ready to confront her (and break up with her at last! Yay! I have a chance again) when she stirred. She raised her hand, placing the tip of her finger against BJ's forehead.

Hellen- "Sleep" she said, and he collapsed back onto the pillows, snoring.

Meanwhile, back in the realm of the living Lydia stood in front of her mirror as its surface began to ripple. She had not expected BeetleJuice to contact her since she had planned on seeing him later that day. Her confusion escalated further when she saw Jacques's face instead of BJ's.

Lydia- "Hey Jacques! What's wrong?" she asked as she looked at the disheveled skeleton.

"Where's BJ?" she asked as she noticed a lack of stripes and chaos from the other side of the mirror.

Jacques- "E is here of course! E asn't left all day! E as just been spending time with Hellen." He grumbled.

Lydia- "Who's Hellen?" she asked curiously.

Ginger who had been eavesdropping spoke up.

Ginger- "She's his new ghoul friend."

Jacques- "Zhey ave been making a racket since e brought er home last night."

Ginger- "That's right! They were at it all last night and again today!" she cried out anxiously.

Jacques- "We aven't slept all night! Please Lydia, you must do somesing! You are ze only one zhat Be-atlejoose listens to."

Lydia- "Alright Jacques, I'll see what I can do. I'd planned on coming over anyways."

Jacques- "Oh thank you Lydia." He said as he reached through the mirror and kissed her hand in gratitude.

BeetleJuice awoke yet again that day feeling a familiar need take hold (Thank you! Who knows how long that bitch woulda kept him there!). He'd spent way too much time with Hellen (and a hell of a lot more time than he had wanted to!) and the drinks he'd had with her the previous night were weighing him down. He disentangled himself from Hellen, threw on a robe, and made the familiar trek to the bathroom. He relaxed, letting his mind wander as his bladder drained (took a leak, fulfilled his needs, hey however the hell you wanna put it that gives ya warm fuzzies all over!)

("Alone at last") he thought.

Hellen- "You really pack it in don't you?"

BeetleJuice- "SHIT!" he screamed in shock. His aim went off target, hitting the wall as he yanked his head around to see Hellen leaning against the edge of the tub, watching him. Her eyes dropped and he followed her gaze, realizing that he'd just given the wall a new paint job. He quickly regained control of his flow and redirected it to its rightful target. After a few moments of silence, he managed to calm down enough to attempt speech.

"What the hell are you doin in here!" he croaked out.

Hellen- "I got lonely."

BeetleJuice- "I'm tryin to take a piss! Do ya mind!" he asked, anger growing in his voice.

Hellen- (voice growing louder and somewhat frightening to say the least)

" I woke up and you were gone! You just disappeared! You didn't even tell me where you were going!"

BeetleJuice- "Ya make it sound like I ran off! I'm not playin golf or throwin a party! I'm tryin to take a leak!"

Hellen- "I don't care! From now on you better ask before you just run off and leave me!" she yelled.

BeetleJuice finishes up and approaches Hellen, eyes glowing red with fury.

BeetleJuice- "Listen up toots cause I'm only gonna tell ya this once! I run the show, you got that! No one controls me or tells me what to do!"

Hellen- "I'm beginning to see why there's so much hostility towards you."

BeetleJuice- "What are you goin on about now?"

Hellen- "Oh come on. Everyone in the Neitherworld hates your guts. They're just waiting for a chance to string you up and feed you to the sandworms."

BeetleJuice- "Let em try it. You're forgettin something babes, those turdstains are scared shitless of me! I run the Neitherworld, got it!"

Hellen approached BJ and attempted to stare him down.

Hellen- "I'm going out! You'd better be here when I get back!"

BeetleJuice opened his mouth, ready to reply when Hellen snapped her fingers and vanished.

BeetleJuice- "That's it! I'm shakin that bitch the second she gets back!" he screamed. He glanced at the wall and its fresh stain. "Aw hell, let Jacques deal with it." He said as he left to raid the kitchen.

A few moments later, Jacques walked down the hall towards the bathroom carrying a towel and humming Frere Jacques (or some other crappy French song). He walked into the bathroom and screamed, dropping his towel (and soap! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh you people suck!)

Jacques- "BE-ATLE JOOSE!"

After several anger exercises and a calming bath, Jacques entered the kitchen to find BeetleJuice slamming cabinet doors, breaking dishes, and throwing silver-ware over his shoulder as he searched frantically for something edible.

BeetleJuice- "Dammit Jacques! Why the hell do ya have to be so neat! You know I can't find a damn thing to eat whenever you clean!

Jacques- "Just because you are a slob does not mean zhat ze rest of us ave to suffer Be-atlejoose."

BeetleJuice- "Look bonehead, I went outta my way to make this place into a dump so stop cleanin it up! You're scarin all the grub away!"

Jacques- "You are fat enough az it iz." He mumbled.

Jacques left the kitchen to give Ginger an audience for her latest routine as BeetleJuice continued his hopeless search for food. Lydia rang the skull door bell outside ready to greet her friend and gain some understanding about his current situation.

TO BE CONTINUED….MWA! HAH! HAH! HAH!