Disclaimer: I still don't own BeetleJuice
To Spiderjuice: Though a quick trip to the grocery store ought to remedy that! Does Candy Cane have a Lay's preference? THERE'S LIKE FIFTY FRIGGIN TYPES! HELP! Oh, and I still want a baby sandworm so that methods of persuasion will come easily once he gets over here (cackles). Johnny will arrive as soon as I figure out a way to stuff him in a small box without messing up his hair. Gotta save on postage, know what I mean?
And so our hero (snorts) returns to his less than humble abode whilst Lydia goes off on a date with….ol what's his name….oh yeah prick! No, wait that's not it…hold on it'll come to me…ah who cares? I don't do you? Anywho, BJ goes home to pick a fight with ULTRABITCH (destroyer of love, men, and…other stuff).
Hellen- "And where have you been?" she asked glaring at BJ as he walked in.
BeetleJuice- "None of your damn business." He growled as he approached her. "Whatever game your playin with me, it's over."
Hellen- "Think again Beetlebrain, the game is over when I say it's over. Until then, learn to play your part." She says as she waves a hand in front of his face. His eyes become glazed and he slumps forward. Despite his deaf and dumb appearance, he is attentive to her every word. Hellen wastes no time and pulls him close by his tie, intent on inspecting him. "So, who's the new bitch?" she asks, wrinkling her nose in disgust.
BeetleJuice- "Lydia." He answers in a dull voice, still under her spell.
Hellen looks around the room and spots a photo of a raven-haired woman on the mantle, smiling, a spider broach pinned to her blouse. She turns to see BeetleJuice smiling at the same picture, though his eyes retained their glossy contenance.
Hellen- "So she's the one you've been spending so much time with.(laughs) She's not even fully developed yet. And here I was thinking she might be a threat, but that brat's no competition." She took BJ's face in her hands and looked into his eyes. "Seeing as you have me, there'll be no reason for you to hang around her anymore." She said smiling.
BeetleJuice- "…but….she's…my…friend." he said, gritting his teeth with the effort of each word. His eyes were slowly returning to their normal shade of emerald, the spell on him letting up slightly as he fought.
Hellen- "I don't care! You belong to me and she's just going to have to accept that! She'll have no choice but to let you go when she sees how enamored you are with me." She said as she brought her hands behind his neck. She leaned in to kiss him but recoiled in disgust, wrinkling her nose yet again. "Though your smell was never charming to begin with, I can't stand smelling her on you." Hellen grabbed his hand and led him to the bathroom. "We'll just have to wash that girl's scent off of you." She said grinning though she felt resistance as she pulled him towards the tub.
BeetleJuice- "A bath!" he asked. Her spell and charms faded completely in that instant as he was confronted with his deepest, darkest fear, cleanliness. "Hey! I don't bathe for anybody! You got that toots!" he growled, throwing her hand off of his.
Hellen- (How did he break my spell so easily?) she wondered. She looked into his eyes, which were now focused and clear. She felt her own anger boiling up inside her. (How dare he fight! He's mine! MINE TO CONTROL! MINE!) her mind screamed in protest to his reclaimed freedom.
BeetleJuice- "Listen up toots! It's been one hell of a ride, but it's over! Ya got that! We're finished." Hellen gazed at him dumbfounded. "I don't know how it got this far to begin with! I sure as hell didn't want you around to bug the shit outta me!" he shouted, and spotting the confused expression on Hellen's face continued. "What? Ya need me to clarify it for ya? Fine! Listen up babes! There's a reason they're called one-night stands!" he chanced another angry look at Hellen only to find her still staring stupidly. "Impaired decisions? Lack a good judgement? Spontaneous? Any of this ringin a bell?" he asked trying to get through to his crazed stalker.
Hellen- "What are you saying?" she yelled as her mind frantically searched for a way to break him again.
BeetleJuice- "I'm sayin it's over!"
Hellen- "I told you BeetleJuice, it's over when I say it's over and not any sooner." She purred and with a quick motion forced her lips down upon his, forcing him back into darkness. Fighting against Hellen would prove to be useless. She was too experienced, besides, it's hard to throw someone off of you when they're straddling you like that! (Heh heh!)
BeetleJuice- "How does she keep doin that!" he shrieked as he emerged from the suds several minutes later, sparkling clean and soaking wet. Hellen had vanished for the time being, hopefully to torment some other pour soul, he thought miserably. "Okay, I might need some help with this one." He said as he headed towards his mirror and the only one who could possibly help him in his time of need.