The Day Ed Replies to Fanmail

by iusedtowritethings

Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now, I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies :D

1. Letter 1

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! AHHHHHHH! (: Besides this fic.

Summary: Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies ;D

Authors Note: This idea isn't original. I have seen many of these before and decided to write something like it too just because it's funny xD So yeah… just saying it just so no one goes on blaming me that I stole this idea from someone D: Also, if you would like to write a letter to Ed, you can email it to me at my email address or post it in the comments and I willupdate withthe reply :D It will have to be in the format as the other letters though. (:

Letter 1

From: Ed0.LuVs.mE.

To: Edward Elric

Subject: MaRrY mE!11!1

DeAr Ed0,

U r LyK tHe CoOlEsT pErsOn EvAr! I lUv U sOoOOooo MuCh! I hOpE tHaT oNe DaY We WilL gEt MaRrIed AnD hAvE LiDo Ed0 kIds! OnCe U gEt uR OwN PlAcE, I cAn MoVe In! Or! We CaN kIcK tHe RoCkBelLs OuT oF tHeIr HoUsE aNd tHeN wE cAn LiVe ThErE HapIlLy eVar aFtEr! I kNoW, Ur pRoBaBlY wOnDeRing WhErE tHey WiLl gO iF wE kIcK tHeM oUt. ItS OK wE cAn PrObAblY cOnViNcE tHeM tO lYk bE oUr pErSoNal MaIdS oR sOmEtHing. Ur BrO cAn MoVe iN WiTh uS tOo If U LyKe. O AnD U sHoUlD qUiT tHe MiLiTaRy So U cAn SpEnD MoRe TiMe WiTh Me!

XoOXoXOOXoxoOXooxooXOooooOOOXXXoxooxoxoxoxoXOOXOXOXoxoXOoxoxoOxOXxoXOOxooxoOXOxoxoOXOxooxXOOXOXOXOXoXoOXxooxoxOOxoxoxooOXoxoOOXOOXOxOOXOXOXOxooOXOOXoxoOxoXoXoXoOXOXOXoxoxoXoOX!11111111!11!111!1111111!1!1!

LuV,

Ur FuTuRe WiFe!

P.S. I LuV U!11111111!11!11111!

Letter 1

From: Edward Elric

To: Ed0.LuVs.mE.

Subject: Wtf?

Dear Freak,

Please go back to the first grade and learn how to write and spell correctly. I mean, who the hell types like that! Your letter is making my eyes burn!

And no, I will most definitely not marry you and have little children. I will also not allow you to kick the Rockbells out of their own house and turn them into my personal maids! How crazy can you get? Even if I did have my own place, do you think I would even let you actually live with me? I think not.

I will not quit the military for your sake. Oh, and great going you loser, you stretched my whole page with those annoying x's and o's.

Get a life,

Edward Elric

P.S. You better change your username to 'Edo.Doesn't.Love.Me.'