Disclaimer: I'm only gonna say this one more time! I don't own BeetleJuice!
Warning: The contents of this page should not be viewed by anyone with high expectations with regard to romance in the story. This ending is suitable for those who hate Hellen and want to see her get a major whoopin!
Lydia drags a now whimpering BeetleJuice to his own Roadhouse to confront his bitch only to find her waiting for them.
Hellen- "So." She says calmly. "You brought the little tramp with you."
Lydia- "You're one to talk. I know all about the trances. You've been controlling BJ,forcing him tobe with you."
Hellen- "Stupid girl! I'm only giving him what you never could. I'll stop controlling him as soon as he stops fighting and admits that he wants ME!" she hissed cruelly.
BeetleJuice- "Never gonna happen toots! I didn't want ya then and I don't want ya now!" he growled.
Hellen- "Now, is that any way to talk to the woman you love?" she asks, coming close enough to graze his cheek with her finger.
BJ- "I don't love you." He snarled, throwing her hand off.
Hellen- "But you will, I'll make sure of that. That girl's proving to be more of a nuisance than I had predicted. I'll just have to get rid of her."
Lydia- "Oh that is it!" she shrieked and punched Hellen square in the jaw.
Hellen- "You little slut!" she screamed and head-butt Lydia. BeetleJuice remains frozen to the spot as he stares, transfixed at the biggest cat-fight in history. Hellen rolled on the floor on top of Lydia and pulled her hair. Lydia screamed and rolled on top of Hellen, pinning her down as she then proceeded to beat the ever-loving shit out of her.
BeetleJuice- "I really should stop em." He thought as Lydia kicked Hellen in the back of the head. "Since when has Lydz been that flexible?" he wondered as he loosened his tie, practically drooling at the sight. "She's soo bad." He moaned inwardly as Lydia grabbed Hellen's head and bashed it repeatedly into the wall. Hellen threw her off and onto the floor again. She pinned her down and smiled wickedly as her nails grew into claws. She swiped at Lydia's face and was rewarded with a punch in the eye. Hellen fell back, her claws cutting open Lydia's blouse. BJ's hands shook as he fought for control. "I can't let her fight over me.!" He thought suddenly. "Wait, she's fighting for ME!" herealized and rushed to Lydia's side just as she threw Hellen to the ground and turned to look at him, eyes ablaze with a look he'd never seen before. BeetleJuice pulled her in close and kissed her deeply, shivering as he felt Lydia's arms pulling him closer. The remaining space between them vanished as he forced her against the wall. Lydia broke the kiss and gazed into his emerald eyes, eyes which were full of devotion for her and only her.
Lydia- "I couldn't let her have you Beej." She said softly. "I couldn't let her take you away from me."
BeetleJuice- "No one could do that babes." He whispered and held her close.
Hellen- (crumpled up and bleeding) "How dare you pick that whore over me!"
BeetleJuice- "Nighty Night bitch." He says and punches her in the face, knocking her out cold. "Now, where were we?" he asked as he turned back to Lydia and captured her lips with his own. The kiss spoke volumes as it filled the two with a yeaning so complete that it begged for fulfillment. Frantic as he was, BeetleJuice managed to carry Lydia into his bedroom where they passed the night in its entirety in total bliss, this time with the conscious consent of all parties.