Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! AHHHHHHH! (: Besides this fic.
Summary: Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies ;D
Authors Note: Glad that everyone liked the first chapter! There will be much more letters in the future! xD As for the mean time, I give you the second letter that I have stolen from Ed's email account (: Oh, and don't forget that if you want to write a letter to Ed, you can email it to me or post it in the comments and I will update with the reply :D
Letter 2
From: EdxXxPwns392
To: Edward Elric
Subject: HI!
Dear Ed,
My name is Mike. I just wanted to let you know that I really admire you. No, I am not gay. I didn't say Ilove you, I said I admire you. My friends say that I do love you; in fact, they even said that I was obsessed but I don't know why. I mean, I only made 34 different plushies of you and have around 50 other different things with your face on it, but that's only so I can worship you even more.
I don't think my friends are very bright though because one time I was going to chop off my right arm and my left leg so I can get automail like you, but my friends were all like "Don't do it! It's stupid!" Pssh, I mean seriously, what's the big deal? So I told them "But if Ed has one real arm and leg then it must be really cool!" Yeah... but in the end, I didn't do it because my parents were making a big fuss about it.
I hope that you can talk my parents into letting me do it. You probably can because you pwn everyone.
Peace out,
Mike
Letter 2
From: Edward Elric
To: EdxXxPwns392
Subject: Wow...
Dear Mike,
I know what the word admire means, so you don't have to go and explain all of that you don't love me junk. First of all, why the heck would you want 34 different plushies of me and 50 other random things that have my face on it just so you can worship me! That's just weird.
After reading this letter, I'm going to agree with your friends, you are definitely obsessed with me. I don't know about loving me, but the chances of that are very high.
I don't know your friends but I can tell that they are way brighter than you. I mean what the heck? Cut off your right arm and left leg just to get automail like me? You have some issues. Do you think I like having automail! If you're that desperate to get rid of your limbs, I suggest donating them to the hospital. But then again, who wants limbs that once belonged to a crazy person? I know I wouldn't.
You got one thing right though; I do pwn everyone don't I? But I won't talk your parents into cutting off your arm and leg. Instead, I rather talk to them about sending you into a mental hospital!
Hope you get locked up somewhere,
Edward Elric
