Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! AHHHHHHH! (: Besides this fic.
Summary: Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies ;D
Authors Note: LOL, these letters just get crazier and crazier (: This particular letter was written by a person who commented I think the next ones will be the same too, so enjoy If you want to write a letter to Ed, you can email it to me or post it in the comments and I will update with the reply :D
Letter 3
From: Roy-Fan-33
To: Edward Elric
Subject: Roy-ish smirk
Dear Edward Elric, prince of the Alchemist,
Can I molest you?
Lots of love (obsession),
Your Stalker
Letter 3
From: Edward Elric
To: Roy-Fan-33
Subject: Re: Roy-ish smirk
Dear obsessed Stalker,
It has come to my attention that your username says Roy Fan. The subject of your letter also says Roy. Not only that but you're smirking like Roy. Do you know how annoying that smirk is? If you were right here in front of me, you would have been sent to hell the second you made that smirk. If I think about it, I would have already done that before you even smirked because you're an annoying fangirl!
Even though you called me the prince of the Alchemist, which is so true by the way, you are not allowed to molest me. It is obvious that you want to molest Roy instead. And, being the prince that I am, I give you full permission to do just that. So now you can leave me alone.
Go stalk Roy,
Edward Elric